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KateLovesKyle16
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Postby KateLovesKyle16 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:37 am

You should ask why The world is going to end.




Is diet Pepsi really refreshing?
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:37 am

If you like the taste of taiwanese sweatshop labor, then Yes.
(thats why i love it so much :D )


If i have a dog and you have a cat, Then where did all of my bologna go?
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KateLovesKyle16
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Postby KateLovesKyle16 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:07 am

hmm could it be im my litter box and in your back yard?







Is wal-mart the place to be?
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jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:28 am

Only if you're a loser camping out for a ps3 or something similar. :wink:


Why are garden hoses green?
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Athena1999
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Postby Athena1999 » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:39 am

So they can blend in with the grass and cause people to trip over them more easily.

Where did our lives go?
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:57 pm

In the backyard with Grandpa.


Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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NauaCaos
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Postby NauaCaos » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:56 am

Um, Funny story there, you se- Wait, you don't have a problem with cannabilism do you? Cause if you do, you don't want to listen to this story.


Why is every planet we reach dead?
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KateLovesKyle16
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Postby KateLovesKyle16 » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:09 pm

(I slept at wal-mart for 2 days, I got a ps3!) Because when they see us coming they all call a code red and hide.








Why do green bananas taste like rubber?
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:41 pm

Because thats what theyre made of.




Why do they always want to hurt me?
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KateLovesKyle16
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Postby KateLovesKyle16 » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:03 pm

because you know too much.









Why do little kids like me?
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:51 am

Probably because you smell like cookies and video games.

Why is it called "chap-stick"? (Shouldn't it be called un-chap-stick?)
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:03 am

because that would make sense




who invented the spork?
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:10 am

The brother of the guy who invented the foon.

What do you call a homing pigeon that won't home?
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:24 am

a homeless pigeon



why is llama spelled with two 'l's?
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:16 am

Because llamas are too smart for just one L.



Do you know the muffin man?
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