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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Mar 24, 2007 4:38 am

Well...Lets just say it was reminiscent of the bathtub scene in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"




Where is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt?
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:29 am

He's in the kitchen with Dinah. (And you might not want to sample the cream sauce tonight.)


Who sent this maniac?
swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:21 pm

Yes. What now, bitch?
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:33 am

Shoes betch. Shoes.

Do you Yahoo?
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:35 am

Nah...I Google.





Are you gellin'?
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:50 am

Nah. I'm too busy spellin' words that rhyme with gellin' to notice that I'm not sellin' and melon, wellin' felon, tellin', Chuck Norris *explodes*

If Chuck Norris is God, then who's Satan?
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Someone wrote:Lies! None of the guys on here have seen real women!
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:58 am

Sammo Hung Kam-Bo.

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:43 pm

No, but I bet you he does.





Where did you go?
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swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:48 am

Where didn't I go?
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:15 am

I doubt you went to hell and back.




Why do I have to kill people that hold pink scythes?
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polymorph
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Postby polymorph » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:19 am

Why the f*ck not

Why aren't spoons made of uranium
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Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers
Kyle's_Marklar
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:13 am

They are.

Why do you close your eyes closed when we make love?
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swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:00 pm

Because I can't stand to look at your ugly body.

Why can't I think of a question to ask?
love*metal
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Postby love*metal » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:16 pm

Same reason as I can't think of a snappy answer.

What are all these buttons for?
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:34 pm

To help you figure out what all the buttons are for.




Where does the bread go when you make toast?
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