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Butters_06
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Postby Butters_06 » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:41 am

i dont know why but im sure we will find out,

Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear a helmut?
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Tweek Tweek
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Postby Tweek Tweek » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:05 pm

To throw at other airplanes if they run out of grenades.

Why isn't SP called North Park or Middle Park?
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:36 pm

Because those names were already taken for future "teen scene" drama shows on NBC.



Am I the Original?
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Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:54 pm

No, you're a carbon copy of that AP Art student last year.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:40 am

Yes. :( Yes they do.


You wanna see the crazy bitches go wild?
Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:59 am

I'd eat my hand.

I'm not much for Star Wars...

Will someone help me with this gawd-forsaken Physics homework?
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
phatcartman655
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Postby phatcartman655 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:00 am

Why don't you have snappy answers?
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:24 am

Because you didn't give her one.


Do you obey the sticker and rewind your VHS tapes?
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this_bitch_bites
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Postby this_bitch_bites » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:56 am

No I destroy them with a flame thrower once I'm finshed with them

Do you pound Butt?
Edduyasha
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Postby Edduyasha » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:20 am

No, I murder butt.

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When will Phoenix kick the friggin' bucket?
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:19 pm

When that bastard stops being a little bitch and actually does something useful

Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
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Sizzling Lynn
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:59 pm

I would but I've gotta scratch the back of my ass for a few minutes. (Family Guy, anyone? :P )


Why are some rabbits so much like cats?
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Guess_Who_I_Am_Not
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Postby Guess_Who_I_Am_Not » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:03 pm

...I eat cats!!!

Why am I addicted to CHAOS?
albino.black.sheep wrote:My cat ran away with an extra strong mint on his head.

xx_emuteeth_xx wrote:shut up douche im not retaded
Sizzling Lynn
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:09 pm

Because you not only touch yourself at night, but touch your parents while they sleep.

Why are things the way they are?
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Guess_Who_I_Am_Not
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Postby Guess_Who_I_Am_Not » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:11 pm

Because your parents touch YOU at night.

Why are Green Day so Green Gay?
albino.black.sheep wrote:My cat ran away with an extra strong mint on his head.

xx_emuteeth_xx wrote:shut up douche im not retaded

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