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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:48 am
by Magnum Innominandum
You already have, you just haven’t realized it yet.
Why do I never see any Amish drivers on the freeway?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:00 am
by ProfChaos42
Because horse poo is slippery when wet.
If the computer mouse is called a mouse because of the "tail", then what is a wireless mouse called?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:14 pm
by wendy_fan
a ProfChaos42
y did i just call my boyfriend's best friend cutie by accidnet? for that matter, y did i even use the word "cutie" anyway?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:17 pm
by randyhart
No we are all just one big germ in a microscope waiting to be eaten
does my life suck?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:44 pm
by KyleBenoit
Maybe...maybe not...
Why do I get depressed so much?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:47 pm
by randyhart
Because your only half as sexy as my thumb
What episode do you think I hate the most of South Park
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:56 pm
by ProfChaos42
The one where Kenny says that famous line: Mmmph hmm mmmhpm!
Will they ever make a pill that can cure whatever is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:59 pm
by randyhart
No it is impossible to change things we could never understand
Am I one messed up kid?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:03 pm
by MixStan
No.
Why am I a f*cked up kid?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:05 pm
by randyhart
Because your ma ma was a dude
Am I from this world
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:09 pm
by ProfChaos42
No, because it is widely known that all South Park fans are from the planet Marklar.
Why do birds fall out of the sky every time that I walk by?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:14 pm
by randyhart
Because they eat your poo
Being a dude and loving Matt and Trey is not strange it's normal true or false?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:18 pm
by ProfChaos42
True. There is such a thing as non-gay guy love. When sexual fantasies are involved, however, then it crosses the line into gay.
Why are drinking cups round?
Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:18 pm
by ShadowZach
At first it wasnt for drinkin it was the for the ugly people who couldnt get some.. perhaps ive said to much
Is the owner of Virgin mobile phones a virgin?
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:08 pm
by tweek_rox
Nope...coz he/she is rich!
Why is Kyle's mom a great big bitch?