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kylelover52610
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Postby kylelover52610 » Tue May 16, 2006 2:16 pm

Because it's that time of the month where and animal crawls up her ass and dies.

R.I.P. Animal -_-

Why am I so in love with guys named Johnny

Johnny Knoxville
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
The list goes on....
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Mon May 22, 2006 5:09 am

Because you don't know anyone named Steve.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near?
matts_diva_bitch
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Postby matts_diva_bitch » Mon May 22, 2006 5:26 am

My answer is really more of adivce.....Lay of the cough syrup man, seriously, im worried about cha.

Why the hell is The O.C so fricken GAY?!?
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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon May 22, 2006 5:50 am

Because with a name like "The O. C.", how could it not be?



Why do DVDs have holes in the middle?
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gmac
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Postby gmac » Mon May 22, 2006 7:36 am

(They're Gay :shock: )

Why does Lucozade taste so GOOD!
MixStan
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Postby MixStan » Mon May 22, 2006 12:08 pm

Because of the sun's hot rays down your body.
Why do we have hands? :lol:
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Mon May 22, 2006 2:38 pm

Well, we need something to pick our noses with.

Why do I get high?
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Mon May 22, 2006 2:42 pm

To tease me as I'm not allowed =(

How awesome is static electricity? xD
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
Gothic_Butters
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Wed May 31, 2006 1:46 am

half as awesome as boobies

why are Hallie Barrie's nipples dark brown?
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Recnahs

Postby Recnahs » Wed May 31, 2006 1:47 am

Don't tell me why you know that.

How does he know that!?
Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Wed May 31, 2006 1:49 am

Because I told him.

Zing?
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Wed May 31, 2006 1:49 am

I'll zing you to hell and back!

Why do females have to go through pain when giving birth?
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Recnahs

Postby Recnahs » Wed May 31, 2006 1:55 am

Because got likes cruel jokes.

Jay C wrote:Because I told him.


WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT!?
ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 31, 2006 3:06 am

Why else? Because it's fun to tell people stuff like that.



Why does the moon look like a splotchy old woman?
Magnum Innominandum
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Postby Magnum Innominandum » Wed May 31, 2006 3:33 am

Because both the moon and splotchy old women sexually arose you.


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