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jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Wed May 31, 2006 5:48 am

It could be but, it's not.


If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anybody give a f*ck?
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Wed May 31, 2006 5:56 am

Only if it falls on their truck.
(I love asking people this)
When are your left hand?
ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 31, 2006 7:44 am

Only when they're not your right hand(?)





Why can I see through glass, but not through wood?
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:15 am

Because you haven't sent off for those x-ray glasses yet.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Magnum Innominandum
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Postby Magnum Innominandum » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:15 am

A much more apt question would be "who would you do for a Klondike Bar?"

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
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tweek_rox
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Postby tweek_rox » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:09 pm

Simply because...you're high.


OW!! Why did I suddenly get a flash headache?
*I have no idea why I wrote ow...prob because i'm high! lol!*
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:52 pm

Because you can't see the Flash! :shock:

Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:32 pm

His evil twin Ranier JackRabbit.

I'm a liar. Am I lying?
If Shadows Conceal You.. Light Will Find You..
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Kyle's_Marklar
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:38 pm

[insert snappy answer here]

Why are hot dogs called hot dogs?
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Dude Cartman Rocks
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Postby Dude Cartman Rocks » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:15 am

Because dogs are HoT! :lol:

Why are dogs hot?
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:18 am

To you they are, because dogs are your fetish.

Why does DCR get turned on by dogs?
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MixStan
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Postby MixStan » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:26 am

Because of Simba is a King.
How come I love Lion King so much?
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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:11 am

You can relate to Simba.

Why can't Simba wait to be king?
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ShadowZach
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Postby ShadowZach » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:48 am

Kings get all the pussy

Is Lemmiwinks gay because he went up Mr.Slave's ass?
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:33 am

Only if he enjoyed it.

You wanna go play Roshambo?

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