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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:01 pm

Because 1 isn't enough.


How does Adam Sandler get so many movies made?
tweek_rox
Posts: 19
Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:08 pm

Postby tweek_rox » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:39 pm

Because he has sex with his producer.


Why is my computer doing french characters É
~No one remembers your name/ When you're strange~ Jim Morrison 1943 - 1971
~~R.I.P., Lizard King~~
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:48 pm

I don't know, you must have a Le Mac or something.

Should I kick the baby?
ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:14 pm

Don't kick the baby...



Not that I care too much, but why is Britney Spears married to such a loser?
Stovepipe_Jam
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:16 pm

Because they have the "loser" part in common.

Why can't I get a life?
IneedBoutTREEFIDDY
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:24 pm

Because you eat babies.

Why does SJ find sick pleasure in eating babies.
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Stovepipe_Jam
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Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:27 pm

IneedBoutTREEFIDDY wrote:Because you eat babies.

Why does SJ find sick pleasure in eating babies.


Because Fiddy has poor grammar. You put a question mark after a question, not a period, Fiddy! :o

Why do I have cuts and holes all over my school bag?
gmac
Posts: 598
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:38 am

Postby gmac » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:35 pm

Maybe people have been vandalising it?

Why does my SpongeCake i made in Food Tech taste so good?
ProfChaos42
Posts: 210
Joined: Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:17 pm

Postby ProfChaos42 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:08 pm

Because it's made of real all-natural sponge. (too easy)



Why are lunchbags brown?
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:51 am

Her baby. (badaloompski!) Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said what's up in Britney Spears.

How do cows make the beefs?
tweek_rox
Posts: 19
Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:08 pm

Postby tweek_rox » Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:26 pm

They cook em on the BBQ.

Why do these tears come at night? (damn you all for talking about Britney Spears! AHH!!!!)
~No one remembers your name/ When you're strange~ Jim Morrison 1943 - 1971
~~R.I.P., Lizard King~~
MixStan
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Postby MixStan » Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:57 pm

They come at night because your migh die the next day.

Why am I so excited about Graduation?
general_anarchy
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Postby general_anarchy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:13 am

because you passed!


how did mixstan pass?
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Gothic_Butters wrote:since when is a cheeseburger porn?
tweek_rox
Posts: 19
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Postby tweek_rox » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:44 pm

because she had sex with the principal! ;D

why am i not passing some classes?
~No one remembers your name/ When you're strange~ Jim Morrison 1943 - 1971
~~R.I.P., Lizard King~~
ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:29 pm

Because you didn'thave sex with the principal. (Rimshot!)




Why did 8-tracks go out of "style"?

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