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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:41 am
by Butters_06
i dont know why but im sure we will find out,
Why do Kamikaze pilots bother to wear a helmut?
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:05 pm
by Tweek Tweek
To throw at other airplanes if they run out of grenades.
Why isn't SP called North Park or Middle Park?
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:36 pm
by Thunderhorse
Because those names were already taken for future "teen scene" drama shows on NBC.
Am I the Original?
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:54 pm
by Edduyasha
No, you're a carbon copy of that AP Art student last year.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:40 am
by BRMBug
Yes.
Yes they do.
You wanna see the crazy bitches go wild?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:59 am
by Edduyasha
I'd eat my hand.
I'm not much for Star Wars...
Will someone help me with this gawd-forsaken Physics homework?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:00 am
by phatcartman655
Why don't you have snappy answers?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:24 am
by Thunderhorse
Because you didn't give her one.
Do you obey the sticker and rewind your VHS tapes?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:56 am
by this_bitch_bites
No I destroy them with a flame thrower once I'm finshed with them
Do you pound Butt?
Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:20 am
by Edduyasha
No, I murder butt.
When will Phoenix kick the
friggin' bucket?
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:19 pm
by cheesypoofs857
When that bastard stops being a little bitch and actually does something useful
Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:59 pm
by Sizzling Lynn
I would but I've gotta scratch the back of my ass for a few minutes. (Family Guy, anyone? 
)
Why are some rabbits so much like cats?
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:03 pm
by Guess_Who_I_Am_Not
...I eat cats!!!
Why am I addicted to CHAOS?
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:09 pm
by Sizzling Lynn
Because you not only touch yourself at night, but touch your parents while they sleep.
Why are things the way they are?
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:11 pm
by Guess_Who_I_Am_Not
Because your parents touch YOU at night.
Why are Green Day so Green Gay?