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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby gtaca2005 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:24 am

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:07 am

It's weird-dude syndrome, he can't help it.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby gtaca2005 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:10 am

Cause they aren't smart like theses ones:

(The bottom one is WAY funnier! :lol: )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzoYOmfiEjI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOLGuOFMkmU

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Pip303 » Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:35 am

Cause they're educational.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:01 am

Because you're human.

why can't i come up with a questeeon??
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:12 pm

The same reason I can't come up with a snappy answer: Potatoes.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:53 pm

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:32 am

No, I don't have any $*)*#& cinnamon rolls! Quit hassling me!

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:41 am

Because he got cocky and douchey. That can be a quite unstable combination.


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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:52 am

No, but once it left, a constant itch appeared. I am now constantly seen scratching my anal crevice every hour, on the hour.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:55 am

No, because you're taking him down with you.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:08 am

Because you do.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:18 am

Because they're orange.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:59 am

I just guess you have a bad aura or something.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Pip303 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:26 am

Because they want to make us suffer.

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