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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:46 am

Because Santa-Jesus says it's so, so it must be true.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:48 am

Lantern Gnomes.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:02 am

Take this peace pipe, and SHOVE IT!

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:05 am

It was a conspiracy. Break out the broomsticks, I declare shenanigans on the conspirators!

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 6:12 am

So that if the Underpants Gnomes come, they can catch them in the act.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby rainbow.bix » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:59 am

When Paris Hilton finally escapes from Mr. Slave's anal cavity.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Pip303 » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:34 pm

Cause you were lucky.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Zubby » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:45 pm

You're working too hard. Try charging more than five bucks, you'll make more $$ for less work!


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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby rainbow.bix » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:32 pm

Ya Mum.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:17 pm

Uh...yeah. That'd be those douchebags who live across the street from my house.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby rainbow.bix » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:24 pm

Because it had premature ejaculation.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:32 pm

Deoxyribose (spelling?) Nucleic Acid.

Oooh, I think I learned something in Biology Honors two years back...

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Uh...why are hard-boiled eggs so nasty tasting?

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby south park fan collecter » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:39 pm

becuse there made out of vomit


why does shrimp taste like vomit.
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Zubby » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:52 am

Because they're made out of hard-boiled eggs.

Why does your mom taste like vomit?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Pip303 » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:13 am

Because she's been kissing you.

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