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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:26 pm
by Edduyasha
'Cause they like pot pie.

Why is my room such a wreck?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:30 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
Underpants Gnomes did it.

What does nog mean in egg nog?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:15 am
by Zubby
It's an acronym:
Nasty Ovum Goo.

Why are paper towels called 'thirsty' and toilet paper called 'absorbant'?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:20 am
by louisvuittonxo
i have no clue,

why are certain people making fun of me because i'm a n00b??

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:26 am
by Edduyasha
It runs in the blood of established BBS veterans and members and pureblood Grammar Nazis; we can't help it.

Uh...why did my little brother just scream his lungs out into my bad ear?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:30 am
by polymorph
Because he's a stupid little chink :cartmanevil:

Why do Jews always become Accountants.

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:19 am
by Thunderhorse
To keep the white man down.

If the glove does not fit, must you acquit?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:33 am
by louisvuittonxo
NO f*ck IT stick it in, hump, pull it out and pee on her leg!


why does my lip piercing have a libra sign on it?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:49 am
by Edduyasha
^ 'Cause you're a horse-banging skank who can't type for s*it.

:x

Why am I so cruel?

Big-Will, forgive me! I'm really agitated with the annoying, multi-colored, caps-locked posts...

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:55 am
by Kelly MacCornmac
Because you don't like multi-colors.

ow..now my arm hurts...

Why do I like typing in orange so much? =P

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:57 am
by Edduyasha
^ Only the truest Kenny fans have that skill.

:wink:

Why am I perpetually hungry?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:00 am
by cheesypoofs857
Because there's no right way to hit a woman!

Will I become the next Stove/Nommel/Not?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:38 am
by swellman7
No, you shall not.

How many nipples does a cat have?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:18 am
by Pip303
Who cares?

Why do books have pages?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:30 am
by BRMBug
They didn't always. They used to have Ham, but that was messy, so someone hit a tree until paper came flying out, and bingo! Books with pages.

Why does Florida look like land-genitals?