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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:42 am
by Squee
Because we're all too stupid to find another planet that meets our high expectations
Why are black cats so horny?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:57 am
by Edduyasha
'Cause they're descendants from the original lolcat.
Why did this thread grow exponentially since I was last here?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:31 am
by BRMBug
...We've been rubbing on it.
why can't I stop farting? why, why, hwy?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:07 pm
by south park fan collecter
becuse you watch too much terrance and philip.
why is family guy is so dumb.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:59 am
by Thunderhorse
Stupidity is in the eye of the beholder. What you may see as idiotic, others may see as sheer brilliance. So do not ask why something is, ask why you think it is.
Why are all of these answers so snappy?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:38 am
by Pip303
Because people like write smart so others can (think) they're smart.
Why are we all human?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:08 pm
by south park fan collecter
becuase god made us
why invaderzim got cancelled.
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:11 pm
by Squee
Because the people at Nickelodeon are douchebags and they want us to suffer without the power of Zim & Gir
I'm wearing a shirt right now with them on it
Why don't some people like chocolate?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:55 am
by BRMBug
It's because they're gay for apple pie.
Would you like to come to the pants party?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:02 pm
by KYLEZ#1FAN
I would, if I wore pants
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:44 pm
by Thunderhorse
Neither. Chuck Norris did, or else!
Why can't we burn the orphanage down?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:46 pm
by KennyKicksAss
'Cos I burned it down last night along with the police station and the hospital.
Why is a Chinese guy going "lalala"?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by BRMBug
'Cause he cann heah you rii nou! He bok you owt! You go way now, he cawl poreece!
Oh, isn't it fun to be able to laugh a little bit?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:06 pm
by superiorsavior
Yeah, it's fun to look in the mirror
Isn't it good to be evil soomeeetimeees?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:30 pm
by Thunderhorse
If it were good to be evil, than the two words would lose their meaning, so no.
If I were king for a day, would you ride the lightning?