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Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:44 pm**

How the heck can i answer that question, his father had an affair with a few hundred species of women...

What is significant about a blue star?

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:57 pm**

For one, its blue

What is the first rule of drinking and driving?

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 8:59 pm**

Don't actually turn the key, just make driving noises while you're drunk.

Which hand should you cut off first?

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:05 pm**

SouthParkSoul wrote:Don't actually turn the key, just make driving noises while you're drunk.

I thought it was dont spill :?:

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:09 pm**

The left hand because it is the one hand that is worthless to me, I do "too much" with the right!! :lol:

What do sissors do??

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:59 am**

Well they can't cut the cheese, that's for damn sure!

Why is there a worm in your nose?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:40 am**

Oh, sorry, that's the green gunk when I get sick. :shock:

Why is Chris Rock swearing so much?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:23 pm**

Because he's the f*cking sh*t.

What's your favorite knee?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:33 pm**

One that is not attached to me so i can hit it with a bat.

What does Charley Brown do with snoopy after school?

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:49 pm**

Red rocket.

Why do monkeys fling poo?

Posted: **Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:55 am**

Self-defense.

If you are invited to a girls masquerade, is it appropriate to wear a slipknot mask?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:13 am**

I wear what I want!

Why are bubbles spherical, and not cubic or pyramidal, in shape?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:48 am**

Because Circles are awesome and other shapes are not as cool! I would never want to see a bubble in the shape of a right triangle :wink:

Why am I so stressed even after I take my meds?

Posted: **Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:19 am**

Because your 'meds' are caffine tablets.

Why does my computer hate me?

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:45 am**

Because you don't take care of it.

Why doesn't your hair dry after a shower?

snappy answers to stupid questions