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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:02 pm
by pdfsmail
Because your supposed to turn the water off when finished!


Why do people do stupid stuff they know is dangerous... like swimming smoking, drinking and driving etc...

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:14 pm
by CHEL BEAN
Just to get on your nerves.

What makes ice cream cold?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:59 pm
by KillingKenny666
Umm, I don't know, I think it's ICE!


How do you remove a tattoo?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:27 pm
by butters kenny
The same way you take care of every other thing you dont like slice it off


How do you kill a rhion

Hint: you dont it kills you

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:04 pm
by superiorsavior
You get two Rihons pised off with it and use them on it.

What kind of catching-impliment do you catch some shut-eye?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:58 pm
by Jacob767
I got one why do retards take medication?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:40 am
by BRMBug
superiorsavior wrote:What kind of catching-impliment do you catch some shut-eye?

Glasses made out of tiny butterfly nets.

Jacob767 wrote:I got one why do retards take medication?

...To get to the other side?

You got any watta?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:13 pm
by ned15
no but i have some dragon flies.

why do we use calculators for math?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:57 pm
by BigCamera4892
ned15 wrote:no but i have some dragon flies.

why do we use calculators for math?


So we don't have to use our fingers to add.

What is red and goes Ding-Dong? Answer: A red ding-dong. But, what is blue and goes Ding-Dong?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:57 pm
by Michaeloptv
I am not sure, but I can tell you that Barney is the purple ding dong, and Pickachu is the yellow ding dong. :wink:
(I think it's the 'blue' ding dong....) :shock: :lol: :P


Why are skunks black and white?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:01 pm
by ned15
because those are the colors that they feel like being. if they wanted to be orange and blue, then that's what they would be, but instead skunks prefer the colors black and white....deal with it :P

why are there no kyle smilies?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:24 pm
by BRMBug
Because the internets hate joos.

How are is am?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:31 pm
by butters kenny
Am is as are as an opps




How old is old?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:44 pm
by Michaeloptv
Please look up Mick Jagger or Larry King to find that answer.

Why does candy have so much sugar?

Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:50 pm
by butters kenny
Becauase candy is diabetic


How many times a day do you fart?