snappy answers to stupid questions

[pdfsmail]

Mr Hankey eating chili beans.


If you got mercer, you would have gotten it from...

[BigCamera4892]

because likes repel.

why did SS have to give me such a long confusing resonse to my question on why water is a liquid?

Because SS is all wet!

[superiorsavior]

Someone who knows what mercer is.

What crossed the road to get to the other side?

[ned15]

the chicken crossed the road. shesh, it's common elementary my dear friend!

why are gravestones gray?

[superiorsavior]

Because a bright pink or lepordskin gravestone would completely ruin the mood at a funeral; do you want people to look at happy colours when you're dead, no, you want them to cry

Do you know about the Bird?

[BigCamera4892]

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends under the couch.

[BRMBug]

...whut?
You can wipe your nose on the couch. You can also wipe your butt on the couch, just don't wipe your nose on it afterward.

The bird? Why everybody's heard about the bird! The bird is the word!

How many "e's" are in queef?

[BigCamera4892]

...whut?
You can wipe your nose on the couch. You can also wipe your butt on the couch, just don't wipe your nose on it afterward.

The bird? Why everybody's heard about the bird! The bird is the word!

How many "e's" are in queef?

Of course you can wipe your nose on the couch. I said you can't wipe your FRIENDS under the couch. Oh -- there are two "e's" in queef.

[ned15]

Because a bright pink or lepordskin gravestone would completely ruin the mood at a funeral; do you want people to look at happy colours when you're dead, no, you want them to cry

but wouldn't we want to cheer up the sad mourners by having funky decorated tombstones?

[superiorsavior]

Not if you're a bastard like me you won't

What was that?

[ned15]

a purple poka dotted flying dinosaur...duh!

if a fly flies, than does a walk walk?

[Michaeloptv]

yes, a walk does the walk, and a worm does the worm!!

Where are my keys??

[BigCamera4892]

How would you like your name to go up in lights?

Change your name to EXIT

[superiorsavior]

Your keys are probably on a keychain somewhere, either that or they're somewhere else entirely.

If they're not on a keychain, where ARE Mike's keys?

[ned15]

hmm, i don't know, maybe in his pant pocket?

if mike's keys aren't on a key chain or in a pocket, then where could they be?