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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby ned15 » Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:33 pm

ah! trick question, you would think the donkey which donkeys the donkey would then donkey the other donkey not in the donkey, however, instead the donkey dies.

why does the donkey die?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby fallen virtue » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:17 pm

It died because a mad cow would occasionally donkey it.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby butters kenny » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:19 pm

No but I can see why old people love bran flakes


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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby fallen virtue » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:26 pm

You're not talking about the sky or grass, are you? You're probably talking about the white carpet where the cat peed, and the water in your bathtub.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby butters kenny » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:56 pm

5..duh



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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Michaeloptv » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:06 pm

As old and scary as you want him to be...
Someone said 33/another said 2009, You Decide!! :mrgreen:

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:07 pm

To prevent me to go there.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Michaeloptv » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:09 pm

You kidding me, it's not.... a Hampster ate the ethernet cord! :o

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby RespektMaAuthoritah » Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:43 am

Because I have an extremely large cock.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby ned15 » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:48 am

because guys are too stupid to realize how dumb they really are.

why do librarians never get the guy?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby fallen virtue » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:52 am

A guy? Who needs a guy when you can have your own fantasy world in a book that revolves around you?

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:00 am

There is none, I ated it.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:06 am

Because the answer is most likely -

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby ned15 » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:10 am

i don't know, ask god.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Michaeloptv » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:19 am

Because any word made for doctors or lawyers doesn't make any sense to the rest of the world :D

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