snappy answers to stupid questions

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Because FrostD was there.

Where am I?

[RespektMaAuthoritah]

On a computer on the SPS forums and possibly other, darker, dirtier forums.

Family Guy is so famous because...

[Frosty_D]

Because it's stupid enough for people to like.

Why am I here?

[Pip Tweek]

Because you're here, roll the bones.

Why does it happen?

[Kelly MacCornmac]

If it doesn't, would it be the end of the world?


What happens to something that expires?

[BigCamera4892]

The store puts in front of stuff that hasn't expired so you'll buy it and take it out of the store's inventory.

What's the deal on homework, you're not working on your home, but it must be done to pass school?

[fallen virtue]

I don't know, ask the board of education.

What won't George W. Bush do for a Klondike Bar?

[KennyKicksAss]

Commit suici... actually...

*"Hey George, I'll give you this chocolate if you jump off this cliff onto a trampoline"
"Hell, I'll do it without the trampoline, just make sure that chocolate bar is waiting for me when I'm done"*

Hmm... I don't think there is an answer, unless it was something not physically possible.


Why do monks think eyeballs are made out of lotus flowers?

[fallen virtue]

They do? I've never heard that before.

If you could choose, what would be the last 5 things you would do before you die?

[ned15]

i don't know...i'd most likely be in my house on this website before i die....i know, very sad.

do you like muffins?

[Frosty_D]

It's possibility that I do.

Why do frogs jump?

[ned15]

frogs don't jump silly, they hop...duh

why is it so cold?

[Michaeloptv]

Because god hates my guts and he knows I cannot deal with this weather

Why did the invent deodorant??

[ned15]

because they want to make even the smelly people smell like roses and dandylions.

do moodrings really tell your mood?

[Frosty_D]

Yes, and they can make you fly too!

Why isn't there more snow outside?