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Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 12:02 pm**

because god hates us.

are yellow beards better than brown beards?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:01 pm**

no.

why?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:02 pm**

Because your bown beard was made in my ass, just like the hitler tache I gave you :twisted:

If I contracted the Human Immunodeficiency virus I would be soooooo.....

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:09 pm**

f ucked

Why can I not fly?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:16 pm**

Because you would have to borrow money from Kenny to get plane tickets....

Why are there different colors?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:28 pm**

There is none....just what you precive as colors.

Why do I have projects to do?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:44 pm**

Because you're your teacher's little mr.slave and have to do the projects he sets for you.

Why does gravity attract rather than repel?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:09 pm**

because gravity has more similar letters in attract than repel.

why do mondays suck so much?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:13 pm**

Mondays don't suck, they blow.

Why is my stomache grumbling?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:25 pm**

Oh, it's probably just pissed off about something. Don't worry about it.

How does a blind sky-diver know when he's getting close to the ground?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:35 pm**

He doesn't. He'll never know what hit him.

How does the quadrapligic midgit win the race?

Posted: **Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:07 pm**

he catapulted to the finish line

why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:33 am**

ta make sure that all da kidz at home know how to kill someone "safely"

y b da sky so blue?

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:29 am**

To match the Ocean.

Why cant i find my friggin keys?!?

Posted: **Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:23 am**

Have you looked in your hand?

snappy answers to stupid questions