snappy answers to stupid questions

[Gods' God]

No it isn't because there is no question mark at the end.

Why is it that the lead singer of nickleback looks like the paddle pop lion?

[BRMBug]

I think the answer to that question was started over 30 years ago during a night of Vodka fueled passion, and can be ended at one fell swoop of a Paddle Pop paw.

Is 'vageen' spelled with two "e"'s or three?

[Gods' God]

Neither, e has now been removed from the alphabet due to the lawsuits and all the people suing over nothing in america.

Why does MTV pimp rides?

[ned15]

because they feel like it, that's why.

why to ants have antennas?

[Frosty_D]

To communicate to the aliens of course.

Why is the sky blue?

[butters kenny]

Because green was taken by the grass



Why do monkeys fling poo?

[Michaeloptv]

Because they are sick of throwing bannas!!

Why does the power go out in an ice storm??

[KennyKicksAss]

Because the power lines have severe mental disabilities.

Why can I see fire in my computer screen?

[BRMBug]

Because it's so old that it dun be lit the oldie fashiondey way.

Why was TV so sucky today?

[Gods' God]

Because you spent your whole day adjusting your t.v then ultimately realising, it was just a black man on t.v.

Why is 1 before 2 in the alphabet?

[KennyKicksAss]

'Cos it murdered all the letters, and 2 is sh*t scared of it now.

Why did it take me so long to find a proxy site so I could go on this forum on the cumputers in mah course?

[BRMBug]

Internets conspiracah. I can't really go into detail because it'd take me several months to fully explain. I can tell you that it involves cats, pudding, and midgets.

Have you never been mellow?

[ned15]

mellow? who's said i've never been mellow....what's mellow anyway

are there yellow mellows?

[KillingKenny666]

How should I know? I answer stupid questions.


How do cell phones contact eachother?

[BRMBug]

Through the miracle of something called "Electronics".

Why isn't "Kitty taking any more sh*t today"?