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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:01 am
by BRMBug
(oh snap!)
...a fat f*cking universe, that's what! It needs to get it's bitch-ass in the gym and mix in a salad before it finds itself in divorce court!
What's it all about?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:03 am
by novemberm00n24
Doing the Hokie Pokie, I thaught everybody knew that!!!
If my aunt was a boy would she be my uncle?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am
by stanishot
your aunt would be you unt(uncle combined with aunt)
Why is stan from south park sexy?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:04 am
by novemberm00n24
Because, he's pretty much the 8 year old cartoon version of Trey Parker, and I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I think Trey Parker has got a sweet ass!!!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:08 pm
by Wii fit man
Kill novemberm00n24
Why didn't I sleep?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:40 pm
by Peg
Soda.
Why do parents fight ?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:49 pm
by butters kenny
Because you're their child
Why is it Six Flags? Why not 7?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:27 pm
by Wii fit man
They ran out of people to hang over them
Why does my stomach hurt?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:59 pm
by Peg
Soda.
Why do farts smell like.. farts?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:57 pm
by butters kenny
Because they're called farts for a reason.
What does Hamburger Helper taste like?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:46 am
by BRMBug
Monkey Anus.
Do you think they'll call Led Zepplin "Classical" music in a hundred years?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:09 am
by novemberm00n24
In a hundred years nobody will even have heard of Led Zeppelin.
But if they did hear of it, and did call it "Classical," what would the music that we call "Classical" be called?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:19 pm
by Wii fit man
Rock and roll! YEAH!!!
Why is everything good right now but it's gonna turn sh*tty tomorrow?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:19 pm
by butters kenny
Thats life for you, 1 second of happy= 6 years of misery
Why is it that if it could be it that is it but not that it's it?
Re: snappy answers to stupid questions
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:24 pm
by ned15
because if it is that then that can't be and it is it then.
why do i have sunburn?