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Posted: **Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:03 pm**

I called the "number" hotline and asked for Niels, and they connected me! :mrgreen:

Why do they call Pine trees, a "Christmas" tree??

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:26 pm**

because they are... shaped like yule logs!

why is South park... in the center of USA? but called south... park

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:12 pm**

Becuse is south of North Park.

How many steps a sparrow makes a day (on average)?

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:36 pm**

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

Who put the "shang" in the "shang-a-lang-a-lang"? :?:

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 4:53 pm**

your mam.
Jesus?

Where's Bottom?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:25 pm**

Right here where I am.

Why is Bill short of William?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:32 pm**

Because William is so damn tall.

Who's on first?

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:38 am**

William Shatner.

How do they peel pumpkin seeds on an industrial scale?

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2012 8:54 am**

they put through a mass production company

why is South Park situated in... South Park?

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:00 am**

Mamont wrote:How do they peel pumpkin seeds on an industrial scale?

They hire an army of squirrels working for peanuts.

(ugly)Bob wrote:why is South Park situated in... South Park?

Because south and rednecks go together like porn and nachos.

Why did the quick brown fox make love to the lazy dog instead of jumping over it?

Posted: **Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:16 am**

VACOOLA wrote:They hire an army of squirrels working for peanuts.

i give you an award for your snappy answer replacing mine :lol:

VACOOLA wrote:Why did the quick brown fox make love to the lazy dog instead of jumping over it?

it needed a quick fix. Now a question: why? simply, why?

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:20 am**

Posted: **Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:50 pm**

In 1723.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Posted: **Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:28 am**

No, because aliens.

Has anyone ever crop dusted and if so, how was it?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2013 12:04 am**

Yes, and Awesome. Until I parped.

What about eggs?

snappy answers to stupid questions