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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:37 am
by BRMBug
Salsa.

If Jewish chick's boobs are called Jewbs, what is her front-bottom called?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:59 am
by meanpenguinxman
a driedel beaver

who would you like to see fight on an all new episode of celebrity deathmatch? (airing june 9th only on mtv2 [i so hate mtv but whatever], sponsored by mountain dew! mm mmm mountain dew

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 9:19 am
by devastator_grape
i would love to see paris hilton get killed by dr. phil or marilyn manson completely destroy ashlee and jessica simpson.

have you or anyone you know had your belly button bitten off by a pelican?
...........if so call me, burt mcgobbler attorney at law, ill sue that pelican's bitch pouchy ass

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:04 pm
by Recnahs
5/10

what is that supposed to mean?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:23 pm
by ShadowZach
A parody on Larry the Cable Guy and the Mesothelioma commercials.

Why is Larry the Cable Guy a comedian and not a cable guy?

Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:25 pm
by Recnahs
He is because he is on Cable T.V.

Why does red mean hang up and green mean answer?

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 10:21 am
by meanpenguinxman
->because christmas invented cell phones

what's your favorite chuck norris joke??

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 pm
by ProfChaos42
The one with Chuck Norris.




If you could be a twee, what kind of tweee would you beee?

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:11 pm
by RAppel
A long, hard, juicy one

How kan a bee fly since scientist say it's impossible?

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm
by ProfChaos42
Very carefully.




If two wrongs don't make a right, then how come three do?

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 11:11 pm
by wendy_fan
because the 3rd timez a charm!


i really wanna use this...


wut iz a 3 letter word, using the letters in Summer Vacaion that could fit in the sentence "Princes Man was too busy waxing her new _______." (for a comm arts project)????????

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 11:55 pm
by Recnahs
ass

who is an ass?

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:01 am
by ShadowZach
A donkey

Why is there a woman with hairy armpits on the advertisement slot to the right?

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:13 am
by UCONN2k5
Because you don't shave.

Why do fools fall in love? :o

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 12:21 am
by ShadowZach
Because you realized she was the best you could get and you were the best she could get.

Is Levi an anagram of evil or is evil an anagram of Levi?