I'll start it off:
(INBTF walks into the hotel lobby, mostly noobs, but a few look cool)
INBTF:Damn, it's been a while.
(INBTF walks up to the hotel desk)
Desk Worker:Welcome Mr. Fiddy, your room is ready.
Desk Worker:Floor 69
INBTF:ha, 69, funny number.
(INBTF walks into the elevator, doors close)
(Elevator Doors close)
Delition: Damn it.
(Delition notices that the elevator goes up to floor 69, chuckles to himself, and returns to waiting.)
Delition: Why does there only have to be one working elevator today? At least, I'm pretty sure that the other elevator is out of service at the moment...
(Blood pours out of the closed elevator doors at the moment he says that.)
Delition: Well, at least it wasn't INBT.
"hey there, I'd like a room with a good view please, how much are the rooms?"
Delition: Bartender, could you just give me a water? I'm sick of waiting for that damn elevator and just need something to drink.
Bartender: Sure thing. You want ice with that?
Delition: Yeah. Sure. Whatever, I'll just chew on the ice after I'm done drinking the water.
Bartender: Sure thing...you damn cheapskate.
Delition: What was that?
Delition: Damn right it's nothing. Can I have about five coasters for that as well?
MJKK: Can I have a room?
Lady: Yes here's your key! Your room 62792564456 on floor 100,000,000.
*While waiting for the elevator, he thinks about what his view will be like. Finally the elevator comes and he steps in. Two days later, he arrives at his floor, only to find that he is in outer space and there is no oxygen. He goes back down before he suffocates*
MJKK: I'm sorry, but there's no oxygen on my floor.
Lady: Oh, there is artificial oxygen in each room on floor 1,000,000 and above. It's just less than real oxygen and takes a while to get used to.
MJKK: If you say so!
*Another two-day elevator ride brings him back to his floor, where he spends a while getting used to the new oxygen*
MJKK: TYhis is cool....
*He steps in his room, and finds that there is no gravity. He floats
up to the ceiling along with the couch, table, and beds.
MJKK: God damn it!
Delition: 'scuse me, bar guy, but I can get more water?
Bartender: I think you've...had...enough?
Delition: I'm not gonna pay you if you keeps on actin' like this, you know.
Bartender: Pay me for what? Waters are free.
Delition: What? You won't let me pay, just because I'm black? What kind of crap is that?
Bartender: Dude, you are the most white person I have ever seen in my life. Michael Jackson has more of a tan than you do.
Delition: Wow, a Michael Jackson joke. Like those haven't been done before. Now get me some more coasters, you Canadian folklore!
Bartender: Sir, you've already stolen 15 coasters. You expect me to hand more to you?
Delition: ... ... ... Yes.
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MJKK:Fiddy, how was Cancun?
INBTF:I didn't go to Cancun.
MJKK:I'm so sorry, that's a shame, did she go peacefully?
MJKK:I'll just leave you to grieve.
INBTF:What the hell just happened?
(INBTF walks into his room, sits on his bed, turns the TV on)
INBTF:TBS needs to stop lying.
(INBTF lays down, goes to sleep)
*CK* Imperial Suite please.
*CK hands the lady a million bucks*
*Lady* Heres your key.Room 60381209 on floor 75.
*CK takes the elevator to his room and plops on the couch while watching south park on the bigscreen*
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DD: "I'd like a room or 2 please"
Lady: "Why two rooms?"
DD: "I need one for my invisible friend"
Lady: "O...kay then... ... ... you can have 1 room..." *gives 1 key*
DD: "YOU EXPECT ME TO SLEEP WITH THIS BITCH?!?!? I'D SLAP YOU IF YOU WEREN'T MY MOM."
Lady: "Johnny, is that really you? My, you've grown. Last time I saw you, you were only 3 years old. And that was only about... *looks at watch* ...2 days ago..."
*DD walks away to his room*
DD: *muttering* What a stupid skank.
--In the room--
DD: "out the window you go, stupid invisible friend!" *tosses him out the window*
*2 minutes later, a knock comes on the door, and it's the invisible friend*
DD: "God damnit, I hate this 1st floor room. I'll just call room service for us"
*DD calls room service*
DD: "Hello, room service?"
DD: "I'd like a million dollars please. How much will that cost?"
DD: "Oh, a million dollars? Come on man, you're breaking my balls here."
DD: "A thousand dollars? Breaking my balls man."
DD: "My balls"
DD: "you're breaking them."
DD: "You know, like, with a sledgehammer"
DD: "Look, how about, you give me the one million dollars, and I'll pay you 10 cents for it."
DD: "Breaking my balls, man"
DD: "15 cents? deal."
DD: Damn I'm good...
Invisible friend: "Did you really just buy a million dollars for 15 cents?"
DD: "Tsch, f*ck no."
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Delition: Woo-hoo! Look at these moobs!
(Delition lifts up his shirt. The children start crying, while the mother and father sit there...stunned.)
(Delition then runs behind the main desk and grabs the microphone for the PA system...because all hotels have PA systems. Don't argue with me.)
Delition: Paging...Bob? Yes, Bob. Bob, there is a cleanup in aisle five, cleanup in aisle five. Bob? Goddamn it Bob, when I say jump, you say: "how high"! When I say mop, you say; "where's the feces?" I'm not paying you to sit on your ass all day!
(At this point Delition goes back to being sober, no longer drunk off of his water.)
Delition: Hmmm...where was I? Oh yes, I was going to the elevator to do some Jazzercise...or maybe go up to my room.
*hello i would like a room*
front deask lady * ok here is your key ur room number is 13 on floor 13.
*thanks* i walk to the elevator
*man, why is there no evlevators in this stinking hotel?*
i walk up the stairs but on the 7th floor i couldnt walk anymore
*cant walk anymore, i must take a rest* i see the elevator and i frantically press the button to go up
<BSR shouting outloud> Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
(INATF walks up to BSR.)
<BSR> Since when were you in this Bar?
<INATF> When you asked the question? Since when are you in here?
<BSR> Just got myself a room?
<INATF> Why so sudden?
<BSR> Why ask that?
<INATF> Ask what?
<BSR> It's slightly annoying how you automatically think that someone like me just bought a room.
<INATF> So you're gonna tell me you bought a reserve?
<BSR> Nooooo, bought it on the spot, I was being chased by the cops.
<INATF> For smoking pot?
<INATF> Growing Pot?
<INATF> Possession of Pot?
<INATF> Selling pot?
<BSR in an annoyed tone> No, why is it that you think that it has something to do with pot?
<INATF> I dunno maybe the fact that I saw you try to sell some to the Bartender, drag a plant into the bar, and you have a lit joint in your mouth and you are BSR.
<BSR> Point taken but it was for moon walking.
<INATF> You can do the moonwalk, you must teach me how to too.
<BSR> I do my moonwalking my own way.
<INATF> And how's that?
<BSR> Walking down the street with the rear of my pants and boxers pulled down.
<INATF> You get a good room?
<BSR> Sorta, it's in the nose bleeds.
<INATF> You have 69th floor too?
(BSR laughes a small laugh.)
<BSR> Heh, 69. No I'm on room 420.
<Some random schmuck passing by> It's pronounced four hundred and twenty.
(BSR punches him in the face.)
<BSR> Knock it off, well INATF nice meeting you here I'll be here all week, I'm sure we'll meet again. Dude I got an idea you think you can look for someone else to aid us in our crazy antics and future wild escapades. Dude 420 means a lot of buttons, and there's only two elevators, 420 is the last floor.
<INATF> That sounds like an awesome idea, but other than elevator antics what else are we gonna do?
<BSR> You'll find out man, we are gonna piss maaaaaaaaaaad people off in this hotel, and by the time I'm done with this place drop to the ground faster than the ammount of brain cells Tara Reid looses in a 2 month drinking binge.
<INATF> You think she's hot?
<BSR> Sure, she was much more hotter in Van Wilder than now, listen we must part our separate ways, AW I got another Idea I'm gonna make a 420 story f*cking bong! See ya round eight fiddy, oh and if no one interesting shows up maybe I'll call my old friend Bill Brasky or maybe even Famous Walker Texas Ranger actor Chuck Norris to tag along.
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