*the bar tender puts down the cup he was cleaning* "Dammit! That's the 4th person today! First the cleaning lady, then th-"
*karli shakes her head* "No! She's not dead, she's just not awake!"
*bar tender* "She's sleeping in?"
*karli, very frustraded* "NO! Look, there were two killer fish. They both took us captive and tied us up. Then we turned on the Cooking Channel and they ran away. I woke up, but she didn't! In fact... I never fell asleep."
*bar tender* "You expect me to believe that?"
*karli to bar tender* "Look pal, I've been running around for the last 2 pages with my hands tied behind my back, and you don't believe me?!"
*the two continue to scuabble*
"Wanna drink?" he askes me.
I gladly accept and after the third bottle I get very drunk.
"Hey! You!" I yell at a six-year-old, "why didn't you say hello? You wanna go bitch? Let's go!"
I sock the kid in the face and he's out cold. The cops show up and handcuff me.
"I God to drunk, I am not swear! I thought this was America, the land of the free!" I resume yelling until someone tazes me.
Realising he drank too much the past... months, he does the first thing that comes to mind.
He enters the hotel and walks towards the bar to get drunk again, ignoring the person yelling at him to pay his hotel bills and ignoring the other people at the bar.
I R IN UR FUTUER PLYAING UR WII.
megan*w wrote:*Megan walks into hotel and sees the bar*
Megan: Give me a shot of everything alcoholic you have.
Bar-man: How old are you?
Bar-man: Ok, here you go.
Megan: Yay!!! I like this place!
*Megan finally finishes drinking the shots of everything alcoholic the bar has (which is a lot*
*Drunk, she gets up and tries to walk out of the bar*
Megan: I'm going... home. This. Place... su-
*She trips over a bar stool and falls to the ground*
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