A TV comes on revealing a doll.
"Hello Brian. Wanna play a game?" the doll says, "you are probably wondering why you are hear. You all have something in common with the people around."
I look around and see bodies on the floor.
"No. But what you are wearing on your head is timed. When the timer runs out, a stake will be driven into your head. Think of it like a, freak sex accident. The key to unlock the device and take it off is in your nutsack. Let the game begin."
"I'm Happy! I'm feeling glad I got sunshine! In a bag I'm useless, but not for long, the future.....is coming on!
I'm Happy! I'm feeling glad I got sunshine! In a bag I'm useless, but not for long, the future.....is coming on...it's coming on...it's coming on...it's coming on...it's coming on!"
Suddenly the wall phone in the dimly lit snooker room starts to ring. Pausing the music, Jordan picks it up.
"I hear you require a set of headphones in order to do your music gig in this hotel, correct?"
"Who is this? Are you like some other DJ who's challenging me...or sumin?"
"Well let's just say...we've met before. Now listen carefully...there's a door just down the corridor outside the room you're in that says 'Cleaners Only'. Go through that door and lift up the floor panel in the room. You'll find a secret passage out of the hotel and down into an old abandoned underground shopping centre that this hotel has been built over. There should be a music store somewhere near the back of the shopping centre. Get your headphones from there and quickly make your way back up here."
"Shopping centre? Are you 'avin a laugh?!"
"Alright then...corridor, door, secret passge, dark abandoned shopping centre, music store, headphones, back up here, no problem."
Putting the phone down, Jordan picks up a few things on a nearby table and makes his way out of the snooker room.
crazyQH wrote:Ok EPAF, I'm officially granting you the title of having the best dream ever.
DUN DUN DUN!
"f*ck it i don't feel like looking for him any more." Says Josh as he runs to the elevator and presses the button for his floor.
The elevator stops at the next floor and a duffel bag comes flying at Josh
" Get changed. You said you wanted to help me rob a bank right?" Says a guy in full body armor and holding an AK 47.
"Devon? Is that you under there?" Said Josh, curoiusly
"Shut up, f*cking [i:658e1]t[/i:658e1]wat, just get changed" Said the man
" yup it's Devon in there." Josh says to himself as he opens the bag.
"Dude! you know I don't know who to f*cking work this thing." Said Josh suprised as he pulls an AK47 from the bag.
"Exactly. I'm taking you to target pratice." Said Devon with a snicker in his voice
"Target pratice? With what?" Said Josh as he starts to put on his armor.
"Oh you'll see" says Devon as he runs into the elevator.[/color:658e1]
"I can't chop off my nutsack!"
I smash my head into the wall, trying to break free of the device.
"Wait a minute..."
I had an idea. I held the spike and pulled. It became a bit looser, so I turned the spike around, facing the opposite direct. I run into the wall ahead of me. The spike punctures the wall in front of me and I'm back in the hotel.
The doll comes out, riding his tricycle.
"You were supposed chop open your nutsack!"
I kick him and he falls backwards. The head comes off and reveals the doll was really...
Sam Jackson:Come on INBTF we have to get out of here.
INBTF:Oh my God it is Samuel L. Jackson.
Sam:Yes, now we have to get the f*ck out of this hotel, there are f*cking snakes in here.
INBTF:SNAKES IN A HOTEL, LETS GO!
(Both run off to who the hell knows where)
*Jay cuts the red tape blocking the entrance to Hotel BBS and then states; "Welcome to Hotel BBS! The most grand hotel on the internets!". He then walks into the hotel, into the main hall, and sees a large group of people already enjoying themselves*
"... how the f*ck did you guys get in here!?"
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