Yo mama jokes

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Jay C
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Yo mama jokes

Postby Jay C » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:07 pm

Ok here's a lil game, post up one mama joke, then the person below rates it, and posts a mama joke for the next person to rate, kinda like rate the yo mama joke :lol:

I'll go first....

Yo mama's so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job :lol:
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
gmac
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Postby gmac » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:08 pm

10/10^ :lol:
Yo moma's so fat, when she stood on weighing scales, it said, to be continued!
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:09 pm

^ Heard it!
Yo Mama is so fat, She has more rolls than a Bakery! :lol:
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:12 pm

9/10 :lol:

Yo mama's so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest but the judges turned her away because Professionals wern't allowed
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
gmac
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Postby gmac » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:14 pm

10/10^

Yo moma's so fat, when there was an all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps. :lol:
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Postby Jay C » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:16 pm

8/10 I ain't heard that one before haha

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her driving licence
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:31 pm

Nice! 8/10
Ur mama is so Fat she sells shade in the Summer!
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:12 pm

:lol: 7/10 I've heard that one before, but it's "Yo mama's so fat when she's at the beach she rents out shade"

Yo mama's so old she knew the dead sea when it was just ill
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
KyleBenoit
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Postby KyleBenoit » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:08 pm

9/10
Your mother's ass is so hairy it looks like some jamaican guy's gonna pop out and say, "Smell's like ass in there, mahn."
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Postby bugzbunnie6 » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:11 pm

9.5/10

Yo mamma's so damn stupid, she burned down the house using a CD burner.
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:29 am

8/10 :lol:

Yo mama's so fat, she puts jam on her asprin
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
jjmac12345
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Postby jjmac12345 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:03 am

9/10

God, theres some lame yo mama jokes out there.


Yo mamas so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Delition
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Postby Delition » Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:16 am

Top: 10/10
Bottom: 7/10

Yo' mama's so fat that no one mistakes her for the Pillsbury Dough Boy...They mistake her for the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.
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Postby Agaath95 » Sat Feb 18, 2006 11:08 am

5/10 I don't get it. :(

Yo' mama's so ugly that people break in her house to shut the curtains.
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:36 pm

9/10

Yo mama's so old she sat behing Moses in 3rd grade
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!

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