This or That Game

[JamesPup]

Insomnia because with Narcolepsy I would fall asleep all the time and not be able to function normally.

Being 2000 lbs and can't lose it or living the rest of your life in prison?

[Tipper_Of_Cows]

The rest of my life in prison because I don't think the rest of my life at the size of an elephant would be very long!

A bed that's too hard or a bed that's too soft?

[Milo Vonnegut]

Soft and fluffy.

Which of these videos is scarier?
Hannibal Lecter or Shrek 5

[JamesPup]

Shrek 5 sounds a lot nicer then eating your own brains and being handicapped for life, Hannibal Lecter is scary.

Having a red hot poker shoved up your butt or having your assh*le sewed shut and force fed lots of food?

[Tipper_Of_Cows]

The second option. The stitches will probably rip and you'll get infected, but you can get antibiotics for that, whereas a hot poker up the butt will almost certainly kill you.

a democracy where the party with policies you agree with never wins or a dictatorship where the dictator has policies you agree with?

[JamesPup]

I'll do the dictatorship where the dictator has policies I agree with, hopefully I would have either Mussolini or Hitler as my Dictator.

Real good breakfast sausage or real good bacon?

[zzyzx 2]

I'll do the dictatorship where the dictator has policies I agree with, hopefully I would have either Mussolini or Hitler as my Dictator.

Real good breakfast sausage or real good bacon?

Sausage as long as it's real good breakfast TURKEY sausage

Playing computer games for 6 hours, non-stop

or

Binge watching your favorite show on Netflix

[Tipper_Of_Cows]

I'm so lazy I don't even have the effort to play video games, so binge watching a show.

a bed that's too hard or a bed that's too soft?

[JamesPup]

Beds that are too hard are the worst so I will go with too soft for sure.

Having to live the rest of your life homeless or being Barbra Streisand?

[zzyzx 2]

Barbara Streisand.

South Park Season 8

or

South Park Season 12

[JamesPup]

South Park Season 8 because I like more of the episodes in that season.

So what racing do you like better, Greyhound or Horses?

[Milo Vonnegut]

Horses.

Fast and Furious or Mad Max?

[Tipper_Of_Cows]

Mad Max. I prefer violence to driving :I

Position or momentum?

[JamesPup]

I guess position because I’m lazy.

Being reborn as the same sex you are now or the opposite sex?

[Tipper_Of_Cows]

Same sex. I don't wanna piss blood for one week a month!

Cops or robbers?