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Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:53 pm
by aceofspades117
...dog poop was white in the 70's while...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:16 am
by Pip Tweek
...cat urine was blue for three days in 1987.

Domestic animal waste aside, the giraffe is the only animal in existence known to...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:24 am
by AngusMcTavish
...rip heavy branches off the tops of trees and drop them on their predators.

So, if you're ever around a giraffe, it's best to...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:18 am
by BRMBug
...wear some sort of hat.

I have it on very good authoritah that...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:30 pm
by aceofspades117
socks taste like bannanas.

Even though the population is about 3.5 trillion,I beleive...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:35 pm
by AngusMcTavish
...there may be room for just onnnnne more.

And if I have offended anyone here today...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:48 pm
by aceofspades117
...you will eat bullets made of...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:15 am
by Pip Tweek
...boogers from a Winchester 1873 'Snotgun.'

Typically, it's not often I cause anyone to take offense, but when it happens, it's usually because....

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 1:19 am
by AngusMcTavish
...all of society's gone too PC for its own good.

Well, high time I venture off to...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:13 pm
by marvel_freak_42
...the supermarket (you must find the steaks on sale before the Super Bowl... you've got only two weeks, hurry!)

I'm so happy because I just made it to...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:31 pm
by KennyKicksAss
... climax.

I get high with a little...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:35 pm
by marvel_freak_42
...man called Jerry.

Gummy bears are too...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:01 pm
by Thunderhorse
...Gummy! This is a national security threat! Put us on defcon 2!

If you hadn't sold your eyes to that homeless guy, then...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:28 am
by AngusMcTavish
...maybe you'd see what a mistake that would have been.

There once was a man from Seattle...

Re: Complete the Sentence of the Person above

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:31 am
by marvel_freak_42
...who drank way too much Starbucks.

I can resist anything but frustration and...