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...so your mum can hear under all these sheets and my hunky body

While I walk through the valley...

...you need to look out for crazy sheep.

Over by Matt's house...

...is one of the first Krystal restaraunts, famous for making the world's largest Krystal-burger in October of 1979. It weighed 3/4 of a pound.


The quickest way to pacify an agitated Badger is...

break out the anal thermometer.

Sighting in your rifle without a bench is...

A good way to get shot in the ass.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's...

...how you humiliate the other guy in the end.

And if you fail to do so...

...it means you've lost you'll stay a virgin forever! HA!

The real reason behind global warming isn't carbon emissons, but actually...

BRMBug wrote:...he was...


Few people also know that he...

I'm sorry...I hate to digress from the topic, but I clicked on this thread, scrolled down, and the second I saw this I lost it. One of the funniest things I've seen lately. Thanks.

But to continue the thread....

....people farting too much.

You know you're losing your mind when....

... the doctor giving you your lobotomy can't find anything to cut out and sell to his canibalistic friends.

People, people everywhere but not....

...in my underwear. (I thought you were going for a poem.)

For my next vacation time, I think I'll visit...

... the inside of the Queen's underwear.

Repetition makes you want to...

...pull your hair out, depending on how annoying it gets.

When I'm not online, you can always find me...

...offline

When you're not offline...

You are using your pyschic powers to make known your opinions and send your friends messages.

Drinking vassaline is seriously...