South Park Studios BBS

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:56 am**

...girlfriend's cat has the worst case!

I'm allergic to...

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:26 am**

...the HIV virus, it makes me really sick.

If it's OK to joke about AIDS, it must be OK to...

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:31 am**

make fun of retards, unless______

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:33 am**

... Matt and Trey, who can't touch GW Bush with a five mile long pole with a dookie on the end.

Monkey see, Monkey.....

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:18 am**

...don't do...
...poor people eat...

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:51 am**

...feet.
When they can't find that, they either starve or...

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:48 pm**

eat there own sh*t

you smell lke.................

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:45 pm**

...with your nose!

Ike smells you....

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:08 am**

With his tiny Canadian Jewtesticles.

Farting Huckabees is ...

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:51 am**

...worse than a farting Romney!

The world's first ice cream cone was made in...

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:52 am**

...The toilet of Frosty the Snowman.

Rick Astley will never...

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:43 pm**

teach the world to sing and dance in perfect harmony.

Saddam Hussain told the Sudanise dentist to....

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:47 pm**

go milk a cow.

Uh oh, he sprung a...

Posted: **Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:00 pm**

giant snow penis from the back of his truck

Whatever the weather, always...

Posted: **Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:09 am**

Be prepared to shove your umbrella up someone's ass.

Maxwell must have a huge ass house to hold off that coffee...his mortgage is...

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