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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:35 am
by Nintendorkus
...cut off in a paper shredder.
My best friend's pet turtle...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:41 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...taught me about the wonders of quantum mechanics.
I have been a tad bit...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:50 am
by Taranis_Music
annoying because I use really big words.
Holy...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:54 am
by Gothic_Butters
...sh*t, batman!
Porn gives me a boner because..
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:10 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...it features the hot amputee threesomes that I crave.
It is clear that they worshiped...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:46 am
by bugzbunnie6
Bunnies.
And, they.....
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:53 am
by Taranis_Music
...also at bunnies for dinner.
Bunnie goes good with...
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:10 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...the succulent flesh of the president's daughter.
What has he ever done to…
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:20 am
by Taranis_Music
the Ku Klux Klan?
The KKK...
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:42 am
by hitman_kenny
killed Kenny.
You hate Cartman because...
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:53 am
by KyleBenoit
...Cartman stole his yummy craptastic pie.
I just farted and it smells like fruit because...
(Really, it does smell like fruit. IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!)
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:48 am
by Magnum Innominandum
…I have an extreme intestinal anomaly.
If you think you...
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:52 am
by Taranis_Music
...can get away with listening to rap music your wrong!
Excuse me...
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:09 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...,do you know the way to San José?
Don't let them...
Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:56 am
by butters489
eat my bag of Lays potato chips!
Dr. Phil should move away to...............