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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:35 am
by Nintendorkus
...cut off in a paper shredder.

My best friend's pet turtle...

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:41 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...taught me about the wonders of quantum mechanics.

I have been a tad bit...

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:50 am
by Taranis_Music
annoying because I use really big words.


Holy...

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:54 am
by Gothic_Butters
...sh*t, batman!

Porn gives me a boner because..

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:10 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...it features the hot amputee threesomes that I crave.

It is clear that they worshiped...

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:46 am
by bugzbunnie6
Bunnies.

And, they.....

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:53 am
by Taranis_Music
...also at bunnies for dinner.


Bunnie goes good with...

Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:10 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...the succulent flesh of the president's daughter.

What has he ever done to…

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:20 am
by Taranis_Music
the Ku Klux Klan?


The KKK...

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:42 am
by hitman_kenny
killed Kenny.

You hate Cartman because...

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:53 am
by KyleBenoit
...Cartman stole his yummy craptastic pie.

I just farted and it smells like fruit because...

(Really, it does smell like fruit. IT SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!)

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:48 am
by Magnum Innominandum
…I have an extreme intestinal anomaly.

If you think you...

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:52 am
by Taranis_Music
...can get away with listening to rap music your wrong!


Excuse me...

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:09 am
by Magnum Innominandum
...,do you know the way to San José?


Don't let them...

Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:56 am
by butters489
eat my bag of Lays potato chips!


Dr. Phil should move away to...............