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Mmmm, cake-spelunking...

It may be my birthday today, but as we strike it rich in our cake-spelunking expedition, I share the motherload with you and EVERYONE ELSE on these boards.

Wait a minute...This is FOOL'S CAKE! The cake is a lie!!

I tell you that I'll be back and give some money so you can buy a can of Chef Boyardee.

I dig a tunnel to China, then use its communist powers to lure you to me and then I ATTACK...with love. Love is a slang term I use that means sniper rifles.

It's been a while since I last posted after you, so I "welcome you back" with a bear hug!

I also give you a bear hug and others see and join in. It's like fight club, but instead of fights, we give each other bear hugs.

I'll have to ask you, then...

What's the first rule? Are we allowed to tell anyone about the Bear Hug Club?

Unfortunately, no. Also, the second rule is a bit redundant, but it gets the point across.

i bake yuo an caek.

I grant you abc check, and give you an orange clock filled with orange-y flavored goodness!

I give you an F. For fai---antasic!

I give you a "bitch, that's right."

I start throwing cats at you and in all directions.

I launch a trash can at you using THE POWER OF MAGNETISM!

I fling my dog's poo at you.

I use my magic powers to turn you into tobacco so I can make a roll-up.