...the person above

[Unassumption]

*drinks my coffee...well energy drink in coffee cup*

I make you a person who likes bands other than Pink Floyd

[Ex1lepr0]

Already done. I like Queen, Led Zeppelin, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Rush, AC/DC, Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, Dio, Aerosmith, Simon & Garfunkle....shall I go on?


I challenge you to a game of chess.

[butters kenny]

Wait..has this become "..............the person below you"? If so

I beat you


I give you a cookie

[Ex1lepr0]

Hahahaha...no, I was challenging Unassumption. But thanks for the cookie!

I pour you some eggnog, general.

[butters kenny]

Much thanks!

I give you a 500% pay raise

[Ex1lepr0]

Yay! But 500% of 0 is still 0....oh well, I enjoy being Sith.


Massage?

[Unassumption]

Your rough massage broke my neck :I now I'm undead but my neck muscles are less tense

I make you stop hiking by replacing your legs with wheels ._.

[Ex1lepr0]

Your statement is false. I was giving the General a massage. Also, I can't hike right now due to chest congestion.


I talk to you in the chatroom!

[Unassumption]

I talk to myself in the chartroom, and force you to smoke a cigarette to help with your chest ._.

[Ex1lepr0]

Already taking medicine for it....that reminds me....*goes to medicine cabinet*

I give you a hug for reminding me.

[Unassumption]

Thanks for the hug, I'll give you my last black current lemsip, I like getting sick so I can enjoy the taste of it!

[Ex1lepr0]

Oh, thanks...I will savor every drop of it. <3

I give you another hug...

[Unassumption]

I drop a roofie in the flask your avatar is carying while being hugged ._.
then you become as high as this

[Mamont]

I hang you from a tree and bat you until candy falls out.

[Unassumption]

You choke to death on the candy that fell out me and like all dead people poop you britches making them stinky ._.