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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:23 am
Because I thougth you'd be pissed if I did it!
Why are you laying on my coach with a donkey in your ass while you're licking Yoda's butt?
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:13 am
he used the force... i couldnt stop it!
why is al gore tied up and naked in your closet???
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:52 pm
I didn't do it! It was Manbearpig, serial!
What's that Playboy doing under your bed?
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:54 pm
Well, What do you think!
Why are my crisps gone!?!
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:08 pm
Because the chicken crossed the road.
What's that bag of weed doing in your pocket?
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:09 am
It's for my... Cousin.
Why is the dog eating that?
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:23 am
AAhHHHH!!! BECUASE, IM GAY AND IM FARTING UNCONTROLLABLY! HEEEELP! IM FARTING!!!! IM GAY! IM FARTING!
Why do i suck so bad?
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:26 am
Because you're an emo fag who should kill himself. BWA HA HA.
Why did I just bump this thread from 4 pages back?
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:44 am
Because you stole your mom's doo-doo to make a snow man of poo.
Why is there still dirty laundry in the bathroom?
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 5:55 am
Because I am too lazy to wash it.
Why is it currentlly 12:55 AM?
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:37 pm
What are you talking aboot? It's four in the afternoon. Have you gotten into my stash again? Heheh, I said abbot like a stereotypical Canuck.
Alright now, who broke the bong this time?
Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:11 am
You did, silly. But you can't remember because you were high.
Why are all my South Park Dvds missing??!
...no really, I can't find them..
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:21 am
Oh, crap, my brother ate them. He likes eating inanimate objects.
Why do I keep raising threads from the grave?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:33 am
Because if you hadn't, We wouldn't remember them and they would cease to exist, like what happened with Monica Lewinsky.
Why did you bring another stray animal into my house?
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:36 am
But this squirrel is so adorable! I just had to keep it...
Why did you throw my colored pencils away?