Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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matts_diva_bitch
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Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby matts_diva_bitch » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:39 am

This is where somebody will post one of their wishes,and the next person would grant it but make it horribly corrupted.Ex:


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I wish for a boloni sandwhich

Granted,but it is poisonous
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I'll go first:

I wish i was allowed to get another tatoo.
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master ed
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Postby master ed » Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:57 am

your wish is granted, but it is a tatoo of Matt Stone being killed.


I wish warped tour was going to be around 65 degress, and that underoath didn't leave it.
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Postby Gothic_Butters » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:19 am

Your wish is granted, however I show up with my knife and start cutting your friends and drinking their blood. (god i'm so warped)


I wish I had some marijuana
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Postby aristottlesdeathwish » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:27 am

Granted, but its not enough to make a blunt.

I wish for a really hot asian chick chick to love me!
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Postby matts_diva_bitch » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:46 am

Granted but she has HIV and AIDS (can that happen.....?)

I wish for a nice big chocolate mud cake with strawberries on top to appear right in front of me :lol:
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Postby x[L*Kay]x » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:14 pm

Granted, but the mud is actually mud, as in dirt.

I wish I could go to spain for two weeks
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Postby Jay C » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:16 pm

You begin flying to Spain, but the plane crashes and kills everybody in your family except you, who is paralysed from the neck downwards.

Now that's a horribly corrupted wish!

My wish:

A Liverpool season ticket.
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Postby JavaWarrior » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:19 pm

Now you have to live in a pool of liver for an entire season. :shock:

My wish: Peace on earth, except for in pro wrestling rings. 8)
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Postby cartman8213 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:50 pm

Peace on Earth, but everyone is now a hippy, and smells bad.

EDIT:I wish the Stubble Boy ad would go away.
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Postby Jay C » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:59 pm

The advert goes away, but is replaced by an advert of your mom illegally exposing herself.

I wish to have all of my old computers back.
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Postby Taranis_Music » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:01 pm

Granted, but they are on fire. :lol:


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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:36 pm

This thread is funny.

Granted, because you are hit by a car and suffer two broken wrists.

I wish the heatwave over North America would end...

Actually that's too easy. Either the sun goes out, or we get hit with a new Ice Age, etc.
cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:37 pm

Granted but a new ice age begins.


I wish I had a million dollars.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:38 pm

Yeah that WAS too easy.

Granted but the money was obtained by robbing a bank, and the hot cash is now in your possession.

I wish I had a faster, more advanced computer (since the relic I'm using is 7 years old.)
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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Tue Aug 01, 2006 12:50 am

Granted...but soon after you get it you get a horrible viris that wipes out everything.

I wish Kill The Person Thread is revived...
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