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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat May 05, 2007 6:35 pm

Granted, but after using it, you have thoughts that you are a chicken 24/7 for the rest of your life.




I wish Dr. Rockso would make an appearance at my next birthday party.
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O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Sat May 05, 2007 9:24 pm

Granted, but you're unable to attend your own birthday party.

I wish I could posess Slave Leia (I'm quite perverted, yes). :lol:
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deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Sat May 05, 2007 9:39 pm

Granted, but you're still jabba's bitch, so you're forced to have sexy time with him.

I wish i lived in a nice isolated house in ireland.
CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Sat May 05, 2007 9:40 pm

Granted, but shortly after you are torn apart by fat, sweaty, horny star wars fans in an atempt to get the power themselves.

I wish I had the Blade of Olympus so that I could use it to become god of war.

Edit: Damn, some one beat me to it, well: Granted, but you are constantly harrassed by the lockness monster because it wants tree fiddy.
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat May 05, 2007 10:55 pm

Granted, but Kratos wants them back.




I wish I had my own walking Tree-man.
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CruciFACTION
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Postby CruciFACTION » Sat May 05, 2007 11:09 pm

I knew you would know what I was talking about!

Granted, but he tells the most boring stories and no one can seem to get him to shut up.

I wish they would make a God of War movie, and not comptetely buttfuck the original plot like they usauly do when they turn a game into a movie.
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Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Mon May 07, 2007 3:40 am

Granted. They follow the plot like clockwork, but they cast Dakota Fanning in most of the roles, including Kratos.



I wish I had two dollars.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Mon May 07, 2007 4:45 am

Granted, but the tax on that is $3.50.

I wish I could get a nice hot shower. That's all I want in the world right now.
deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Mon May 07, 2007 4:40 pm

Granted, but Joel shumacher joins you.


I wish sam raimi dies tomorrow.
O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Mon May 07, 2007 5:19 pm

Granted, but Spiderman films are still made.

I wish I could live forever without looking like an elderly person.
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Every step back a step foward.
Every failure an extra opportunity for success.
Every day of defeat a victory!
buster108
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Postby buster108 » Mon May 07, 2007 5:35 pm

Granted, but you will become bored living a sad and lonely life.

I wish I could turn into Spiderman.
deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Mon May 07, 2007 6:54 pm

Granted, but i will punish you for having part in Spiderman 3 by having Joel Shumacher direct your next flick. People will hate it, and march to your house with pitchforks and torches and crucify you.

I wish my daddy stopped hitting my mommy.
buster108
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Postby buster108 » Mon May 07, 2007 7:01 pm

Granted, But now your mommy's hitting your daddy.

I wish I Could be in South Park
O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Mon May 07, 2007 8:15 pm

Granted, but the kids beat you up for being an obvious Gary Stu.

I wish all Mary Sues would die.
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Every step back a step foward.
Every failure an extra opportunity for success.
Every day of defeat a victory!
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Mon May 07, 2007 9:32 pm

Granted, but they all come back as zombies and eat your face off.

I wish I had a clue. A raaaaging clue.

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