Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Tue May 08, 2007 2:59 pm

Oh, you get clue: the board game, and Colonel Mustard comes alive in the form of a raging 'mo and wants to have sex with you.

I wish I can pass all of my final exams.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue May 08, 2007 8:17 pm

Granted, but due to an egregious spelling error, you pass all of your anal exams.

I wish I had a nice cup of coffee.
MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Tue May 08, 2007 9:16 pm

The coffee appears, or so it seems, and you take a sip to find out it's in fact the crap of someone named Nice.

I wish I knew someone famous.
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O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Tue May 08, 2007 10:54 pm

Granted, you know Kim Jong-il.

I wish for the power to have all the powers I want.
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Every step back a step foward.
Every failure an extra opportunity for success.
Every day of defeat a victory!
deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Wed May 09, 2007 1:04 am

Granted, but the public will take notice of you and adore you so much that they make a movie based on you.....and it's directed by Sam Raimi. You will then be portrayed as a T-rex with robotic arms and sunglasses, and you will be riding a flying snowboard.

I wish Matt and Trey get in an affair with eachother.
becky-s-potter
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Postby becky-s-potter » Wed May 09, 2007 3:42 pm

deathandecay wrote:
I wish Matt and Trey get in an affair with eachother.


Ah, but it has been prooven that men over 35 who cheat on their partners are most likely to suffer a fatal heart attack during sex with their lover due to the stress of having to impress a new person and the fear of conducting an illicit affair and getting caught. Tragically this kills Trey and then Matt, stricken with grief, runs away to Mexico. You have killed south park.

I wish I had a clone of Matthew Modine in 1980 to serve as my willing sex slave....
I am way too old for this...
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu May 10, 2007 8:54 pm

Granted, but he quickly runs away to freedom.



I wish for a goldfish
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O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Fri May 11, 2007 12:38 am

Granted, the goldfish was the same one featured in "Spooky Fish".

I wish Wendy Testaburger became a main character in South Park. :P
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Every step back a step foward.
Every failure an extra opportunity for success.
Every day of defeat a victory!
deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Fri May 11, 2007 5:30 am

Granted. She will replace Cartman.



I wish I had a punching bag so i can let my anger out.
O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Fri May 11, 2007 5:44 am

Granted, but the anger is replaced with fear which forever makes you an indecisive person.

I wish I was God.
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Every step back a step foward.
Every failure an extra opportunity for success.
Every day of defeat a victory!
deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Fri May 11, 2007 6:36 am

Granted. Why does life suck? Why are we here? Whats gonna happen to earth in the future? Do we really become angels? Why are there so many religions? Is homosexuality really ok? Do you have a mustache? Why havent you killed satan yet? Is jesus a fan of south park? Are you a fan of south park? Why does lindsey lohan exist? I just masturbated, did i sin? This, and many, many other questions will flood your ears.

I wish myspace got a virus that corrupted everyone's computers and forced them to make real-life friends.
Thunderhorse
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Postby Thunderhorse » Sat May 12, 2007 12:03 am

Granted, but all those annoying people who won't shut up (You know the kind) go to your house to be friends.


I wish I knew how Buckethead was able to play the guitar so amazingly.
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Sizzling Lynn
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sat May 12, 2007 12:10 am

Granted, however you grow extremely jealous of that ability and assassinate Buckethead.

I wish I could star in a famous movie.
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deathandecay
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Postby deathandecay » Sat May 12, 2007 12:46 am

Granted.... Bridget Jones's diary 3. You will play a sensational role, but gain 250 pounds for the film.


I wish marilyn manson got cancer.

In his ass.
swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Sat May 12, 2007 1:55 am

Granted, but his ass cancer eventually gets so bad that the cancer tumor plugs up his bowels and implodes. And you just happen to be standing right next to him. So, in the end, Marilyn Manson gets ass cancer and you get covered with Marilyn Manson's ass.

I wish I was the last king of Scotland.

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