Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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teawanee
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby teawanee » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:42 pm

granted, but I won't tell you what it is.

I wish my cat wasn't so fat
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby dontcallmechica » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:57 am

Granted! But now your cat is bulimic.

I wish my best friend got a boyfriend so she won't complain to me about her loneliness anymore.
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Wii fit man
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:56 am

Well the boyfriend convinces you to have buttsecks with him, then your friend beats you with a tree limb.

I wish I was motivated at all.
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MaChrona
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby MaChrona » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:03 am

Okay, you are now motivated enough to kill yourself huzzah!


This mask I can bear much longer, my wish is for you to take it off. What mask I speak of? I have not a slightest clue.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:17 am

You suck.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 8:30.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:02 pm

now you have to wake up at 5:30


I wish I had a better TV
teawanee
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby teawanee » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:19 pm

granted, you get a hd tv, but t breaks as you take it home.

I wish I had non counterfit or stolen money.
I LOVE KENNY!

By day, i'm a not-so-mild-manered girl, by night, i'm a not-so-mild-manered girl who is probably dreaming about getting hi off of reese's cups... MMM reese's


betcha' can't guess my favorite color!
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:39 pm

Granted, but here comes the IRS!

I wish Starbucks coffee agreed more with my digestive system.
teawanee
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby teawanee » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:15 am

granted, but now it doesn't agree with your reproductive system, oh noes!

I wish I could rap XD (I'm running out of wishes)
I LOVE KENNY!

By day, i'm a not-so-mild-manered girl, by night, i'm a not-so-mild-manered girl who is probably dreaming about getting hi off of reese's cups... MMM reese's


betcha' can't guess my favorite color!
Thunderhorse
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:12 pm

Granted. You become a very successful East coast rapper, but instead of getting rich, you "die tryin" when a West coast rapper shoots you seven times in the chest.

I wish I were a bird.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby SP-Addict » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:37 pm

Captain__fag wrote:Man, you gotta let that go.

I wish....death didn't fuck up our lives when we didn't expect it..... I wish death hadn't attacked my family.


Granted, but instead of death everyone simply mutates into blobs of flesh that seep pus everywhere.

I wish I could go crabbing in the winter. (and actually catch something)

*for those who don't know what crabbing is, I live in Maryland, it is the act of trying to fish for crabs. And not the Pubic kind either.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:44 pm

Granted. You catch some crabs (the pubic kind).

I still wish I were a bird.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby iloveyouguys » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:46 pm

granted, but you're a chicken.

i wish i didn't have school, and i could just do whatever i wanted all the time...not that i don't already.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby SP-Addict » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:50 pm

iloveyouguys wrote:granted, but you're a chicken.

i wish i didn't have school, and i could just do whatever i wanted all the time...not that i don't already.


Granted, but you can't figure out what to do, so you are bored the rest of your life.

I wish I could run super fast.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:11 pm

Granted, but you run so fast you can't see where you're going,and run into a brick wall.

I wish I could blow up the moon, "all in the name of science!"
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