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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 1:05 am
by Taranis_Music
Granted, but it is only spam.

:shock: I wish that guy would quit staring at me.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:19 am
by Kyle the Skeptic
Kelly MacCornmac wrote:Granted...but soon after you get it you get a horrible viris that wipes out everything.

That wouldn't be so bad actually. Reinstalling the OS from scratch isn't that big a deal, and all of my data is on my existing computer, so I'd just have to transfer it with a USB cable.

Taranis_Music wrote: :shock: I wish that guy would quit staring at me.
Granted, but now he's touching you. :D

Edit: Here's a better one.
I wish for immortality.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:21 am
by Taranis_Music
Granted, but you're not invulnerable. Mwah hahahaha



I wish my schedule for school wasn't all over the place.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:25 am
by cheesypoofs857
Granted but now you have to have all your classes in the sewage plant...(God that one sucked!)

I wish I live in the world of Inuyasha!

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:02 am
by aristottlesdeathwish
Granted, but Inyuasha no longer lives in that world.

I wish women to be more attracted to me.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:12 am
by Kyle the Skeptic
Granted, but you have been permanently transmogrified into a 3 month old kitten in order for this to happen.


I wish there were more hours in the day to get everything done.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:15 am
by Delition
Granted, but now you have to do twice as many things with only a few extra hours added.

I wish that we had a toaster that didn't smell like burnt crap.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:33 am
by aristottlesdeathwish
granted, but now it smells like burnt hair of a monkeys ass.

I wish that I had x ray vision

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:35 am
by BRMBug
POOF! you have X-Ray vision, but you can't turn it off.

I wish... I... were... an Oscar Mayer wiener. Well hell, someone had to say it.

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:49 pm
by Kyle the Skeptic
Granted but you still have a nervous system and can feel pain the whole time you are being cooked, bitten, and chewed up.

Here's an old cliche. I wish I could fly.

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:39 am
by Kelly MacCornmac
Granted, but you were hit by a hurricane while flying and made you have paralisis.

I wish... I wish...that I spell correctly and have great grammar.

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:49 am
by aristottlesdeathwish
Granted but your grammar is so good you feel you have to correct everyones you meet. Then get shot, raped in the assed, and stabbed by some inner city black kids when you try to teach them how to speak english.

I wish.....I was a karate expert.

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:02 pm
by D.D.Crazy
Granted, but you gaining a mass ammount of martial arts knowledge in such little time has leaft you an autistic person, so now you can fight, sure, but you do it with sh*t in you pants, you don't even know how to poo in a toilet.

I wish I had a cookie right about now.

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:05 pm
by Stovepipe_Jam
I now use cookies to hack your computer and steal your identity.

I wish I had a tail.

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:24 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
Granted, but it is about 1 inch long...

I wish that all the sterotypical n00bs will stay out of this fourm...