Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:36 pm

-Gasp- Who gave me the aides? I mean, the AIDS!

I give you the muzzle and you give it to him, but he uses it for you in a sexual way. 8)

I wish I could move away.
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:42 pm

Granted, but then you die. :o

I wish we could all stop fighting. I wish we could go back to the way we were in middle school, and make a cake with rainbows and smiles.
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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:11 pm

The rainbows make us all gay and we all have sex and get the AIDS. Muahaha!

I wish the children would all stop crying. I wish no one would go hungry again...
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:17 pm

The kids stop crying, but they all get nuclear bombs, and blow everything up. No one goes hungry, but they all become dehydrated.Why has this thread become the MO and C8213 thread?

I wish I had a maid, and food constantly ready for me to eat whenever I want.
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PsychoMetroid 3:16
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Postby PsychoMetroid 3:16 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:18 pm

Granted, but the maid is a she-male and all the food has e-coli.


I wish that Bush was out of power.
MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:09 pm

Yeah, Bush is out of power. And into your bed.

I wish Mona Lisa would stop smiling please!
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:14 pm

Granted, but it changes to this.
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I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.
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MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:28 pm

You get those chicks but they turn into Michael Jackson-looking chicks. You marry Janet.

I wish Michael had a real nose.
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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:31 pm

Granted, but he's still Michael Jackson...

I wish I didn't have homwork.
Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:36 pm

Hmm these are starting to make less and less sense. I thought the idea was to make the granting at least somewhat relevant to the original wish. Anyway--

^Granted, but only because you've been put into a remedial class for students with learning disabilities.

I wish this headache would go away.
MissingOctober
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Postby MissingOctober » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:39 pm

It does, and in return you get a bad case of the Herpes! (-Sigh- I don't know what's wrong w/ me, but for some reason I'm into sexually transmitted diseases. I think I picked it up from cartman8213.)

I wish I had a fast car to drive.
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Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:27 am

Granted but in order to attain such high speeds the car has a JATO engine attached to it, and in the aftermath your remains will have to be identified by your few remaining teeth that weren't incinerated.

While we're on the topic of cars-- I wish my car had better fuel economy.
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:11 am

Granted, but you get the little scooter thingy from Dumb & Dumber. And you have to take the highway everywhere.

I wish I had my dream triple white '58 Cadillac Coupe Deville convertible.
broken wings
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Postby broken wings » Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:40 pm

granted...but right after you get the car you drive in the high way next thing you know a drunk driver comes straight at you bumps into your car you survive the crash and get out of the car...you look at your car it seems fixable when suddenly it explodes and shatters into pieces yet the other guys truck still seems usable.



i wish i could go to an avanescence concert. :D
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:23 am

MissingOctober wrote:It does, and in return you get a bad case of the Herpes! (-Sigh- I don't know what's wrong w/ me, but for some reason I'm into sexually transmitted diseases. I think I picked it up from cartman8213.)

:lol:

Granted, but they won't let you in because you can't spell the name of the band.

I wish I was diagnosed with ADD.
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