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PsychoMetroid 3:16
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Postby PsychoMetroid 3:16 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:24 pm

Granted, but the Ritalin makes you see little pink Chitina Aguilera monsters.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school.
broken wings
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Postby broken wings » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:01 pm

oops i meant evanescence lol
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granted,but while your at home an airplane crashes into your house.

i wish my parents would allow me to pierce my eyebrow.
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tweekedkenny
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Postby tweekedkenny » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:15 pm

Granted, but it needs to be pierced by a stake.

I wish I could get a high quality Gibson SG, that won't get broken, and anything bad won't happen.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:29 pm

Granted, but you break your hand, and have to have it in a cast for 2 months.

I wish I could get a good Laptop that wouldn't f*cking overheat if it's not propped up in the back!!! :x ...With DVD burner and vid capture stuffs. :)
PsychoMetroid 3:16
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Postby PsychoMetroid 3:16 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:46 pm

Granted, but the laptop is used and the hard drive is full of child porno. It was Micheal Jackson's. :o

I wish I could beat my high score on Tetris.
Brave_Sir_Ribbit
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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:03 pm

Granted, but now you have Carpel tunnel, and AIDS, and not the type of AIDS that help you lose weight.

I wish every human, every animal, every sea creature, every plant, every building, house, apartment, and every rock on the Planet Earth to be destroyed, completely.
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:34 pm

Granted but everyone and everything has a soul, so it all exists in the afterlife. That was no good. :?

I wish I was at the beach, and I had alka-seltzer so I could make seagulls explode.
Officially blending in with all the Cartman fans.
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:05 am

Granted but they explode right next to you.

I wish that I could be a boy! Oooh, shocking!
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:00 am

Granted, but catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror makes your hand gay and horny for yourself, and you turn into a chronic masterbinator.

I wish... I wish... I could find the freaking remote for the TV!!!
DarkDucky
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Postby DarkDucky » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:10 am

Granted, but there are no batteries within a quarter mile.



I wish I was less tired and hungry right now.
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:04 pm

Granted but you fall asleep while you're eating. :P

I wish I was in Dixie Land. Away, away, a way down South in Dixie Land.
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:07 am

Granted but we're trapped on a rollar coaster together and I push you off for no apparent reason.

I wish I could read, speak, and understand Japanese.
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cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:26 am

Granted, but now you can't drive.

I wish I could be on the Adult Swim commercials. You know those questions from the forum that are on during the commercials?
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TrixR4Butters
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Postby TrixR4Butters » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:44 pm

Granted but now you are just a bunch of words and have no existance in this life.

I was for birds wings so I can fly!
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...Sometimes I wake up to the sounds of my own screams!
PsychoMetroid 3:16
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Postby PsychoMetroid 3:16 » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:27 pm

Granted, but you get shot by drunk hunters.


I wish that the second half of the season would start sooner.

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