Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Schougadiver » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:40 pm

granted, but the tuna is poisoned

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby BRMBug » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:49 am

Granted, you find a moldy loaf of bread, 3 emaciated Clementine Tangerines, a rotten apple, and some burnt Almonds.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:37 am

Granted except I don't actually know what that is so you probably won't get exactly what you want.

I wish the next person's post has 50 words in it.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:11 pm

Granted, but it turns out that most of the fifty words is gibberish.

Pie random spam n00b oink pig cop Cartman Orange cake beefcake AngusMcBeef blue apple bannana umbrella salmonella purple pink goat horse cow seven million five thousand six hundred twenty two

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:21 pm

Granted, but they come back en masse, seriously clogging the system so none of us people who have been here for even a month can't get on.

I wish had a hat with a fancy feather in it.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:27 pm

Granted, but you're mistaken for a pimp and shot by the 5.0 where you stand!

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:33 pm

Granted, but every great guitarist formerly vying for that spot (Buckethead, Skwisgaar, Yngwie, Impellitteri, Cooley, etc...) come and challenge you all at once. You begin to win, but your fingers soon catch on fire, soon burning you to death.

EDIT: I wish I would stop forgetting to put a wish.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:49 am

Granted, but your corrupted wishes haunt you 'till your dying day.

I wish people didn't take down their Christmas lights until New Year's (like years ago)...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:56 am

Granted, but next Christmas there would be no lights

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby SouthParkSoul » Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:04 pm

Granted, but you never wake up.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:30 am

Granted, but you understand them so much you become the biggest of all.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Frosty_D » Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:58 am

Granted, but now you fear nothing and get crushed by a car.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:20 pm

Granted, but now there are two of these threads, and no doubt one of them will be locked or something.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:22 am

Granted, but it's dedicated to you.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby butters kenny » Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:22 pm

Granted, but the reason is rather Trollish.


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