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Granted, but you'll become so consumed in it, you'll want to show anyone that walks by you, and they will get ridiculously annoyed and together demise your death.

I wish I could be invisible to security cameras.

Granted, but now you're invisible to everyone else, too.

I wish I was 5 years older

Granted, but now you're embarassingly out of style.

I wish people in this best buy would stop staring at what I'm doing.

Granted, but now they're going to stare at you everytime you come in the store. And I mean the entire time.

I wish the White Sox would lose every game from now until forever.

Granted, but now all the White Sox fans in America form a giant mob and wait for you in front of your house.

I wish it wasnt raining.

Ok, it's not raining, it's snowing....and it's a bad blizzard.

I wish that my computer worked properly

Granted, but the computer's work was to destroy you, but it never did because it didn't work properly. haha!

I wish I my house would stop creaking.

Granted, but for that to happen no one can enter your house, so it becomes useless and eventually gets demolished.

I wish 99.999999% of the rest of the world would suddenly disappear.

Granted, but everyone you hate stays. And you have to live alone with all the people you hate...what a horrible fate

I wish I wouldn't get distracted from posting here all the time.

Granted, but now you can't stop posting here without experiencing horrid pain.

I wish everything was free

Granted, but you win a 6 billion dollar lottery. You laugh so hard at the irony you die.

I wish I wasn't scared of so many things.

granted,but you weren't scared to ride a shark and it ate you.

I wish Jackson Rathbone was my age,went to my school,and was my boyfriend.

Granted, but it turns out he was cheating on you.

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, it sucks more ass than your current one.

I wish my dad would leave me alone.

Granted, but now your mother wants to have in incestuous relationship with you

I wish Windows Vista didn't exist