Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Aug 17, 2009 11:57 pm

Granted, but you have now regressed back to Windows 95.

1895.

I wish I could lose what little weight I need to lose much more quickly.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Wii fit man » Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:41 am

Granted, but now everyone says "Ew, it's ugly bony Angus!" and ignores you.

I wish Angus would post more! :P
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:26 pm

Granted, but he posts mean stuff about you

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby KennyKicksAss » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:10 pm

Granted, but all the carts in the world dry up as a result, and there's nothing left for you to kick.

I wish I had no sense of embarrassment.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:42 pm

Granted but you walk around the street nakie :P


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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby spfan1 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:39 pm

Granted But someone just bought your house

I wish Miley Cyrus would go away
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:38 pm

granted, but disney channel goes crazy without her and brings mayhem to the world that starts a nuclear war and everyone dies and only you survive and the ducks so you have to breed with them and make duck-people.


i wish that i could buy the whole tokidoki collection.
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spfan1
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby spfan1 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:15 pm

Granted. But its all on fire

I wish that i could eat a McMuffin
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:17 pm

you can but the McMuffin eats you.

I wish I could make more friends.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:19 pm

You do but they ignore you

I wish that it was cold outside
KennyKicksAss
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby KennyKicksAss » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:18 pm

Granted, but then you find it too cold and a random stranger stabs you for being fussy.

I wish I could read minds.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby yo-mamma26 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:35 pm

But you only read minds of Hannah Montana fans.

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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby SPDude666 » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:03 am

Granted, but your extended stay is awful.

I wish I had a dog.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby Thunderhorse » Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:21 am

Granted, but the dog waits until you least expect it, bites you, and runs away, taking a nice chunk of your small intestine with him.

I wish for a super spiffy hat I could wear on Thursdays.
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Re: Make a Wish and have it Horribly Corrupted

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:38 am

You got it, but it's something really tacky from the '60s.

I wish to be a great dancer.

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