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danielprive6
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Rap Battle

Postby danielprive6 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:38 am

Hey Yo Yo ma name is danniel
im from canada
and ima win this race and comme back and rub my sh*t in yo face

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blagardson
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby blagardson » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:03 am

danielprive6 wrote:Hey Yo Yo ma name is danniel
I'm from canada
and ima win this race and comme back and rub my sh*t in yo face

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what is wrong with you
Nommel
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby Nommel » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:05 am

blagardson wrote:
danielprive6 wrote:Hey Yo Yo ma name is danniel
I'm from canada
and ima win this race and comme back and rub my sh*t in yo face

BIATCH
what is wrong with you


It's a horrible story. He was molested by his parents, his teacher, and Michael Jackson. :cry:
Cartman_91
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Postby Cartman_91 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:42 am

No one likes you Danielprive.
So why don't you just f*cking leave.

All over this board you are hated.
And your f*cked up cause your parents are related.

So just leave this board man.
Before Nommel reports you to Big_will and you get banned.

BIOTCH!


Man rap is so gay.
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Postby blagardson » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:46 pm

oooo, you just got served danielprive.
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:46 pm

Iight iight i see how u roll
and it is not kol

cartman 91 is so gay
he had sex with a guy named Jay
Then jay did not wanna pay
the fee for the month of may

so then made a acocunt called cartman 91
And thought he could have a lil fun
tryin to molest lil kids and stik his weiner up there bum
because he lives with his mum

knick knack padywack
cartman 91 has no bean sack
he was eating a big mac
then tryed to put his weiner in that
because thats wut he likes to fack
but he was jsut plain out of luck
cause the lettuce cut off both his nuts
up to this day where hes left with a cut
right beteen his ass and bone hut

there is a empty space right there
and when he puts on underwear
it looks like he has no penis hair
or penis at all for all i care
sombody call the maire
because cartman 91 has no batcave lair
all he has is a field of fuzz
instead of a big dick because

HES HOMOSEXUALLY

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blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:48 pm

danielprive6 wrote:Iight iight i see how you roll
and it is not kol

cartman 91 is so gay
he had sex with a guy named Jay
Then jay did not wanna pay
the fee for the month of may

so then made a acocunt called cartman 91
And thought he could have a lil fun
tryin to molest lil kids and stik his weiner up there bum
because he lives with his mum

knick knack padywack
cartman 91 has no bean sack
he was eating a big mac
then tryed to put his weiner in that
because thats wut he likes to fack
but he was jsut plain out of luck
cause the lettuce cut off both his nuts
up to this day where hes left with a cut
right beteen his ass and bone hut

there is a empty space right there
and when he puts on underwear
it looks like he has no penis hair
or penis at all for all i care
sombody call the maire
because cartman 91 has no batcave lair
all he has is a field of fuzz
instead of a big dick because

HES HOMOSEXUALLY

bihatch
how you know so much about his penis danielprive
Less Than Jake
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Postby Less Than Jake » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:53 pm

lol blagatch you just made fun of cartman_91 too, stupid. Represent DP6.
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blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:59 pm

Less Than Jake wrote:lol blagatch you just made fun of cartman_91 too, stupid. Represent DP6.
its blagardson, NOOB
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Postby Less Than Jake » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:06 pm

part 2

cartman 91 got caught by the maire
cus she found out he had tno batcave laire
so she threw his ass in prison, she didnt care
"that assh*le didnt even have a batcave laire" she said
So when he met his cellmate gary
gary said"You not even hairy"
cartman 91 said have no fear
just stick yo wiener in ma' rear.
but gary could not hear
he thought c91 said "stick yo weiner in ma ear"
so he did and cartman 91 couldt not hear
for like a year
he was molested by an outlaw deer.
(boom bunchy boom boom boom)
bitch!
you think its ovA'?
its not even started
wicky wicky wah hee we go now.
c91 got out of jail
because his mum paid for bail
and now c91 thinks he still male
even though his ass looks like a whale
FEMALE
thats what he is now.
he just likes to chow chow chow on kkung pow
that stupid ass movie
cartman 91 has reel big booby
later that day...
c91 heard the doorbell ring
he opened the door, and there was Wing
she sang "Dancin' Queen" and left
the the doorbell rang very mary
and right there was cellmate gary
c91 was like wutdafuk
gry was like "just my luck"
gary forced c91 into a corner and said "dont worry, i be a doctor"



BOOM BANG CHICKY WANG
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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:08 pm

hey blagson or wutever the f*ck
why u getin all up in my truck
like holy sh*t ass n*gger nut
u want me to close my stapler or yo nuts
and make u bleed like cartman 91s cut
and by the way ur moms a slup
cause i put my weeeiner in her hut
last night at 12 ocluk
she wanted to sleep but i said NO WOMMAN f*ck
so shes like please dont hurt my you big man
so im like shutup n*gger and threw her some sand
after that she listend to all my demands
and i didnt take sh*t from that woman
if she said no i slap her with my hand
and say its not over till i say so man
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blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:11 pm

yo foo im not afraid of you,
suck my ass you piece of poo,
because your dick is in a loop,
fear my pride or i'll s*it on you,

Biatch
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Postby Jay C » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:12 pm

danielprive6 wrote:Iight iight i see how you roll
and it is not kol

cartman 91 is so gay
he had sex with a guy named Jay
Then jay did not wanna pay
the fee for the month of may

so then made a acocunt called cartman 91
And thought he could have a lil fun
tryin to molest lil kids and stik his weiner up there bum
because he lives with his mum

knick knack padywack
cartman 91 has no bean sack
he was eating a big mac
then tryed to put his weiner in that
because thats wut he likes to fack
but he was jsut plain out of luck
cause the lettuce cut off both his nuts
up to this day where hes left with a cut
right beteen his ass and bone hut

there is a empty space right there
and when he puts on underwear
it looks like he has no penis hair
or penis at all for all i care
sombody call the maire
because cartman 91 has no batcave lair
all he has is a field of fuzz
instead of a big dick because

HES HOMOSEXUALLY

bihatch

XD I love it when people are just starting off...

Jesus Christ Danny, I can't stand when retards start rapping.
'Cause you're sub-par... well, at least your stupidity astounds me.
That's about it though, but rapping? Stop that... damnit man.
Beating Jay? Nobody's buying it, like US flags in Afghanistan.
'Cause I'm savage man, serving up beef like Farmer John.
While dropping bars that leave scars like self harmer's arms.
I'm sick of yah', your dumb name and that homosexual signature.
Please, you couldn't 'kick a hard bar' if you were an 'outraged prisoner'.
This dude's a loser, and yah' crew's a joke, so who'se yah' folks?
No matter... ask Kermit... 'cause it's gauranteed that you will 'croak'.
From my writtens, this bitch is big prick-
Who couldn't 'rip it' if he was a frog... get it? 'Rip it' (Ribbit)

Lol, I have a feeling I'll like this thread. XP
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:23 pm

This thread is hilarious. Just for another rap from Mr. DP6.

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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:08 pm

iight iight i think it is time
for ma third rap to come outa the blind
its the story about lil minds
that think there better then me and mine

jayc hes a gay littler f*ck
and likes to put his weiner into ducks
but hes jsut outta luk
cause last night i cuaght a duck
and shoved aids in its but
so next time jayc wanna have a good time
hes gunna get aids all over his dick wich tine-----EE

Cartman 91 i already riped on him bad
but its to dam bad for him that last night i f*cked his dad
when he wasent lookin at his weiner i gave it a nab
with a pair a scisors that i had in my hand
and PLOOF there goes taht wee lad
flyin cross the room makin his dad real mad
he decided to kik me out cause he lost his go nads
so i came back home
destin to have a night all alone
then cartman 91 mom calls me up on da phone
she says hey wanna bone
and i said bitch leave me alone
cartman 91 is a cone

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