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KissArmyStarChild
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Postby KissArmyStarChild » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:15 am

i hate rap, the world would be a better place if we listened to led zeppelin
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region7cards
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Postby region7cards » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:32 am

^^great. no one cares. don't post here if your not gonna do anything but say "i hate rap" or "rap is crap" or "rock is the only music" i'm sick of these people. if you're gonna post dont just be a douche and post something gay
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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:25 pm

alright everybody its da return of ME
and ima tell u how nommel f*ck a american angelica tree
it was kinda like the battle of the philipine sea
cause in that tree he put his weenie
when he did so he caught a disease
cause he got stung by a africanized honey bee
so he had to stay home and watch his colour tv
for the next 10 weeks he did not use his "ignition key"
cause it was all puffed up like a rupee
so in his neighborhood all the little kiddies
could run around not in feaar of his weinie
that was always tryin to touch them since they where three

Cartman 91 also caught the deasease that day
cause him and nommel are fucken gay
they had crazy sex like everyday
but that day it was to crazay
cause it wasent the same
it was like bein atacked by the KKK
it was not to fun to play
cause then cartman 91s weiner started lookin like a bluejay
so from nommels house he drove away
in his blue chevrelet
the same dam color as his weinay
he drove all the way
to the USA
where he met up with a guy named jeralday
where they banged until the dawn of grey
but they did it like a fucken laser ray
fast like a guy from china citay
they did it on a cafeteria trey
then also had fun with jean baptiste pierre antoine de monet

Anywho while this was going on
me and there mothers where watchin tron
and expanding upon
the pink side of my john
cause we where set upon
the number of children sevon
it was great they rubed my pecans
all night and also ma swaan
it was super awsum i didnt even yawn

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Less Than Jake
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Postby Less Than Jake » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:57 pm

BOOM BOOM CHEE BOOM
Now, let's see
our little frend jay c
his rap's are unbelievably
SICK
and nommels are ok
but sometimes they sound a lil' gay
mine are kraap
but then again its rap so i dont give a crap
if any of you clap
for me and dannypree-vé.
his are sick and cool unlike mine
but then again i AM drunk on whine
dont hate on the best
or il make you listen to MEST
which are little fucken pests
they dont nkow sh*t
the like little sceweing kits
and making winter mits
and sucken on their momma's....
WHICKYWHICKY
Now Im not sure or not
if my rhymes are dull or hot
but i dont curr now cant you see?

Nommel, a snichin little dweeb
you cant have no fun,now?
gotta ruin it for the Seed?
While we sit her and smoke weed
dont know if yer serious or not but bitch your ADHD must be SHOT.
ill kick you in the bloodclot
while i sit and smoke pot
taking little dope shots
while you sit there and rot
like a smelly tee pot
bitch u have been caught.

NOOOOW JAY C
you gay, see?
you aint worth dissin ME
or danny PEE
up a tree
while we tell mommy
you get caught and rot
like a tee pot with nommel suckin on his own f*ckin Cock!
cant you both see?
youre all clones
you just drone
AS WE PWN
youre little "skills" that you dont own
you just copy paste rhymes
from MC's like me and Mc Time.
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Daniel are you blind?
You just keep getting owned by our rhymes
Daniel open your eyes
Everytime you rap a baby dies
Pathetic has gotta be your middle name
And yet you believe you can make it to fame
God your rhymes suck worse than your mom
All you can say is "OMG UR A POKEMON"
Stop talking about rubbing your sh*t in my face
You gotta make rhymes that don't suck in the first place
Daniel stop posing like a little nerd dork
Getting famous takes quite a bit more work
Stop being a little biatch you little pussy wimp
You're as bad as gmac you dumb wussy gimp
And stop your relations with Less than Jake
He'll never give as much as he'll take
Your rhymes ain't worth sh*t
You're just a little cowardly prick
Get the f*ck out of this place you retarded dick
Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:08 pm

You know what, I think I'll tell you about Jake
He's a little wuss that I'm pretty sure everyone hates
God he's the most annoying next to his BF Daniel Prive
I heard they did it 23 times on Halloween eve
Andrew Gibson is Jakey's real name
But he changed it because he had so much in-fame
Now he follows his boyfriend around the BBs
Backing up his significant other Daniel D. Prive
He'll probably cry when he reads this rhyme
But he'll change his name and get over it in due time
Rooster_Costume
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:05 pm

Now there's this kid named andrewgibson
It's time for him to listen.
You're not doin' anythin' for yo'self as Less Than Jake
Man, what the f*ck do you thing it's gonna take
To become more liked since you're a douche?
You make threads about yourself 'because you hurt yo couche (sp?)
Man you got somethin' up yo cooter or in yo' head
Get the f*ck out of danielprive's bed
Now danielprive man that kid's hilarious
He ain't go no hair down in his pubic areas
You say yo hate C_91, but you don't know he doesn't care.
Man that sig,
It's way too big
It produces a horizontal scroll
It just screams out "NOOB PATROLL!"
I know it sucked.
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region7cards
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Postby region7cards » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:08 pm

Alright, first off danielprive6,
Your raps are for kids, just like trix.
And as I said before, everyone can tell,
that you just don't know how to f*ckin spell.
Can't you see your the joke of the BBS nation?
We might listen if you learned how to use some godamn punctuation.

And now Less than Jake. you ain't gonna get no fame,
I don't even know why I'm mentioning your name.
Just back the f*ck up,
'fore you get smacked the f*ck up.
Or you can just plain shut the hell up.

I know I never met 'em, but I'll call them my homies,
why you gotta be dissin on nommel and jay c?
They never started beef with you,
in fact they got more pussy at 3, than you will at age 42.

And what's up with all the penis talk?
Is that the only diss that you got?
I got a whole slew of sh*t, that'll rip you to pieces,
After I sh*t on you, you'll be covered in feces.

You stupid little bitch, you'd like that wouldn't you,
I would never opened my mouth, but now I just had to.
Stealing raps from others, you thief them like they were yours,
I would slaughter you, but your 12 and you can't handle that much gore.
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Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:18 pm

Daniel look at that and think real hard
You got owned by region7cards
Your already pathetic crew
Is only down to number two
You and Andy should just give in
Cause it's already established that we're gonna win
You kids go back home to your moms
Before we start dropping the big bombs
You little pussycat you can't compare
Your insults don't even make us care
You're just talking to the air
Your insults are the worst out there
Gothic_Butters
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Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:35 am

Postby Gothic_Butters » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:38 pm

chikka chikka wiggy wiggy what what nigga nigga yo mamma yo mamma
WHAT
YEAH
OKAY!!


Well, his name is Daniel and he's here to say
Everyone knows that he's really really gay
I don't really know this dude but what the f*ck
I hear that he likes to butt-hump ducks
Your gonna get owned on the BBS
Nothing rhymes with BBS
Nobody likes you not even yo mamma
So go suck a dick and f*ck a lamma
Everyone thinks you are gay
So you can shave my balls today
wikka wha? wikka wha?
yeah nigga

I'm a white boy who doesn't take crap
So I'm gonna continue with my lame-ass rap.
Your a muthafukka yes it's true
Devon told me to flame you!
I don't listen to rap so I don't know what to do
So take this message in to consideration, fool

penis penis penis. penis penis penis.
I'm gonna send your ass to Venus.
penis penis penis. penis penis penis.
I'm gonna send your ass to Venus

wikka what wikka what yeah nigga yeah!

yo mamma yo mamma yo mamma yo mamma


WORD

audience: "BOOOOOOOOO!!!"


hehe.. i wasn't being serious at all :P
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Taranis_Music
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Postby Taranis_Music » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:38 pm

region7cards wrote:^^great. no one cares. don't post here if your not gonna do anything but say "i hate rap" or "rap is crap" or "rock is the only music" i'm sick of these people. if you're gonna post dont just be a douche and post something gay


Look who's talking.
Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:46 pm

(Instrumental version of Hell Awaits [Slayer Cover] by Cradle of Filth plays in the background)

Listen closely Danielprive
Here's something you won't believe
Those with weak constitutions may want to leave
And Andrew you may start to greive
Cause I'm about to own this Daniel Prive

Chorus:

Hey Daniel what'd you do last night?
Stir the board into another fight?
I have a feeling that I'm right
You flame everyone within your sight

I'mma own you Daniel you pathetic slug
I'll do your mom then re-do your mug
You think you're such an awesome thug
But I could squash you like a bug

Chorus:

Hey Daniel what'd you do last night?
Stir the board into another fight?
I have a feeling that I'm right
You flame everyone within your sight

Daniel Prive are you insane?
What the hell is with your name?
You're just a smelly grass stain
I bet that caused a little pain

Chorus:

Hey Daniel what'd you do last night?
Stir the board into another fight?
I have a feeling that I'm right
You flame everyone within your sight

(Repeat chorus 2X)

Hey Daniel what'd you do tonight?
Did SJ own you in a fight?
I have a feeling that I'm right
Cause DanielPrive never wins, try as he might

Yeah, I owned you there Dannyboy.
Less Than Jake
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Postby Less Than Jake » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:00 pm

i give up. nommel wins...
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:33 pm

I don't know what's goin' on
I have no idea who won
So I'll just bitch about all you bastards
Call me a bitch, so-called rap masters

DanielPrive thinks he's so bad
He'll get pissed if I call him a fag
Lucky me, he can't flame back
'Cause some of my bitches a big and black
We'll pop a cap in his ass
And watch all the broken glass
Him in the eye. Poor Daniel Prive
I hate to say it, but you won't see
That your ass got beat by little ol' me
By the way, my little mes amis
You suck at French so call me Frenchie
I'll shove a croscent down your throat
I can't wait to see you croak
Then I'll beat you up with a tomahawk
I'm a Injun bitch, but you can't mock
I'll summon the spirits of my dead relatives
So they can kill you for every flame you give
Too bad for you, you can't run
I got you cornered by Catholic nuns
I'll laugh menacingly and say, "This'll be fun"
The nuns will let the Lord smiteth you
And I'll pick you up and throw you in the bayou
The alligators will eat you, mes amis
My work is done with Daniel Prive
So my rap may suck
But I don't give a f*ck
It may not be the best in the world
But you just got beat by a girl.

Now that I've gotten that over with, who wants ice cream? :D
I suck, but aw well
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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:38 pm

iight u fucken tell em mister less then jake
u fucken tell em that there making a fucken huge mistake
you fucken give em some huge stomach akes
cause they are fucen wiht the wrong man and his snake
every fucken night i eat salisbury steak
i dont give a f*ck if ur asleep or awake
i can see that cartman91 and his rhymes are fake
you prolly stole em fomr a raper named lil pake
and by da way ima drown u in a lake
then tell yo momma to cause a earth quake
nigguh for goodness sake
i herd u like to catch a snow flake
and shove it up ur baby snake
cause when u pee u cant brake
its like fucken shittin out a weddin cake
hurts so bad that u cant help it but to scream HOLY SPLAKE!!!
my rhymes can make
a grown mans stomach AKE

Anyway im like a wall a bricks
but im covered in chiks
and ur all coverd in dicks
you see the diference between u and danielprive6?
this is something that u canot fix
you all are fucken hicks
you wear straw hats and like to get kiks
and you like on your ass to get licks
and when it comes to beastlyality cats and dogs u can picks
im a beast ma numbers six six six
all i can predicts
for all u fucken ticks
is that u weiners are as small as a tooth stick
ya cant even pull off eny tricks
while yur all f*ckin ben aflecks
while listening to styx
eatin sh*t outa ur bag of tricks

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