Rap Battle

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swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:45 pm

Alright i guess i'll join in on the rap battle too.

Hey yo,hey yo My name is swellman,
I'll send you to hell,man.
Espessialy this guy,
named danielprive,
thinking he can take me on,
he must be high
you can't beat me
so don't even try
i'm tellin you man,i'm the best around
f*ck with me and i'll lay your ass down
so danielprive6
go suck a dick
and don't be a bitch
dumbass,you deserve to die
I was fucken hos
whille you were gettin circumcised
so go suck a nut
or get f*cked up the butt
you think you're skilled
but its really just luck
I'm the best
without a doubt
good bye,bitches
I'M OUT
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:46 pm

WE BAAAADDD
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Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:47 pm

danielprive6 wrote:WE BAAAADDD


At rhyming? You got that right.
swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:55 pm

[quote="danielprive6":07074]WE BAAAADDD[/quote:07074]

what??
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:58 pm

WE BAAAAAD MEANS IM BETTER THEN YOU IN EVERY WAY STUPID ASSSS HO
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cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:49 am

When you mean "we", what exactly do you mean? I doubt anyone would back you up
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Someone wrote:Lies! None of the guys on here have seen real women!
Nommel
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Postby Nommel » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:51 am

[quote="cheesypoofs857":73e30]When you mean "we", what exactly do you mean? I doubt anyone would back you up[/quote:73e30]

He means his significant other, andrewgibson. :P
cheesypoofs857
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Postby cheesypoofs857 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:56 am

Ah....^

So he suffers mutiple personality disorders and thinks that his split personality, andrewgibso, is his boyfriend or something..... I see how it is......

*calmly* O Great Daniel Prive. We demand answers to your evilness. Who is this Andrew Gibson and why do you hate everybody?
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Someone wrote:Lies! None of the guys on here have seen real women!
blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:15 am

there was a kid named danielprive,
he started smoking at the age of five,
he got aressted for underage smoking,
he didn't care about being in jail,
because danielprive is crap in a pail,
when they let him out of jail he took up drinking ale,
he got aressted for underage drinking,
he found he could not stop tinkling,
they him to sun and that was end of danielprive,
sadly he's still alive!

Thats right, blagardson is back!
Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:12 am

I can't help but laugh at Dan's new sig. XD

Yo, f*ck a Danny, I'll handle this man like a damn bitch.
Slapping him with 'sides of white', just like a 'sandwich'.
I'm not quitting 'till I get it through to every single citizen.
We need to keep him off the thread... sign my petition.
And I'll submit it, and when he's dropping a sh*tty written.
With a song, and flipping it wrong, I'll hit him with the amendment.
Laws. Dog, you're the most non-threatening weapon.
Losing to you is not an option, this isn't Tekken.
This is nice wreckin', wake up, you're in the wrong section.
I rip so hard, I'll break you up with soft erections.
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
robert1000
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby robert1000 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:25 pm

man u iz lk so sh*t brov


rob
Jay C
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby Jay C » Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:04 pm

robert1000 wrote:man you iz lk so sh*t brov


rob

iz u lk tlkn 2 me?
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:21 pm

This rap battle is oficially over and the winners are a tie between the 4 originaters Less Then Jake Nommel Cartman_91 and last but not least Danielprive6














nah im jsut f*ckin with ya.... me and less then jake kiked eryones ass now this is over i might start another one but we won this one that fer sure n*gger
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:45 pm

Lol! Danny, you suck, dude. Never visit an actual text battle forum, 'cause idiots like you get laughed off. :lol:
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
Cartman_91
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Postby Cartman_91 » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:01 pm

danielprive6 wrote:iight you fucken tell em mister less then jake
you fucken tell em that there making a fucken huge mistake
you fucken give em some huge stomach akes
cause they are fucen wiht the wrong man and his snake
every fucken night i eat salisbury steak
i dont give a f*ck if ur asleep or awake
i can see that cartman91 and his rhymes are fake
you prolly stole em fomr a raper named lil pake
and by da way ima drown you in a lake
then tell yo momma to cause a earth quake
nigguh for goodness sake
i herd you like to catch a snow flake
and shove it up ur baby snake
cause when you pee you cant brake
its like fucken shittin out a weddin cake
hurts so bad that you cant help it but to scream HOLY SPLAKE!!!
my rhymes can make
a grown mans stomach AKE

Anyway I'm like a wall a bricks
but I'm covered in chiks
and ur all coverd in dicks
you see the diference between you and danielprive6?
this is something that you canot fix
you all are fucken hicks
you wear straw hats and like to get kiks
and you like on your ass to get licks
and when it comes to beastlyality cats and dogs you can picks
I'm a beast ma numbers six six six
all i can predicts
for all you fucken ticks
is that you weiners are as small as a tooth stick
ya cant even pull off eny tricks
while yur all f*ckin ben aflecks
while listening to styx
eatin sh*t outa ur bag of tricks

BIHATCH



Bahahaha my name is in prive's sig. I'm not a big fan of rapping but getting prive to hate me is hilarious so I'll piss him off some more

can u guys believe what ur reading?
its so bad...my eyes are bleeding
ur lucky im not in this battle,
i tare emcees leavin debree
oh a degree? what level is it, elementary?
how long did it take u to write that? a century?
dont cry, im just openly spoken
i didnt mean to leave u heart broken
u started this n now ur all goners
i got a degree 2, but i graduated wit honors
You say I'll get an ache if i mess with Jake
Just like the ache he gave you when you got raped
You wan' drown me in a lake cos you wish you had raps like mine
What you gonna do, shoot up the bbs and pull a Caolumbine?
You say my mom is gon' cause an earthquake look at ur mommy
She's the reason for the f*ckin tsunami
She's eats more then a starvin' pig
P.S Nice new f*cking sig
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