Rap Battle

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danieldeprived6
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Postby danieldeprived6 » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:13 am

Yo, Yo, Yo, DJ, shake it down..

My name is Daniel Deprived
this I can't deny

Daddy left me when I was nine;
mommy workin' the clubs shakin' her behind

I was the 6th kid born in my crib
raised on corn bread and ribs

(Chorus) You know its hard out here for a 12 year old.

Some people want me to go away, so I say,
hey mother f*cker I don't play that way

I don't like Terrence and Philip - but I'm from Quebec,
So you might be sayin' what in the heck?

But bein' French and all
I can't even stand my own stench y'all.
My dad can beat up your dad!
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:27 am

iight iight u wanna keep the rap goin in da air?
ima come back at you like a fucken grizzly bear
and ima tell you right now i aint afraid ta swaer
so dont waste ur fucken time for inspection and repair
but ima tell you beware
i aint afraid to fucken burn off all ur pubic hair
my rhymes are only sold to fucken millionairs
and since all u guys are so fucken square
im gunna chop ur nuts off with a flair
but one thing that u do not compare
is nommel and all his fucken teddy bears
to me and my perfect pair
so next time i see you ill say take care
then you will whipe off ur face that fucken snare

BIHATCH IS BACK
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pimpcartmen316
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Postby pimpcartmen316 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:00 am

f*ck u
blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:20 am

yo my name is blagardson,
i wanna ban fo' dan,
cause he is a retard man,
He's a wanna be eric fan,
but he's so dumb he can't configure his LAN,
I wanna hit him with a frying pan,
cause he likes to crap in a can,

BIATCH!




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blagardson
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby blagardson » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:17 am

danielprive6 wrote:Blagardson is sexy.

why, thank you
DarkDucky
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Postby DarkDucky » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:03 am

Danielprive6 is so gay
He's gay like a horse who eats lots of hay
All day.


man, I'm so pwn at rapping.
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:23 am

f*ck.. how big of a thug could duck be....
If he gets drunk and confesses that he loves me?
homosexual... that's why I'm proving it now D...
We never rapped, he just sexually harrassed me.
This freak would be like 'See, I got ya back G'.
Yeah, 'cause you wanna f*cking critique my ass cheeks.

[Lol, I'm just kidding about d00d. ;P]
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:57 am

Let me tell you 'bout this guy named danielprive
He's just some eighty year old guy who likes bein on his knees
He's always talkin bout people f*ckin a kid
But that is just cause its somethin he just did

people ask him why don't you die
well its not that he didn't try
He got a gun and shot his own head
His brains came out but he wasn't dead

So then he tried to insult people in a rap
but he really just wants to put his hand in their lap
He likes to talk alot of sh*t and start threads
usually tellin people a pokemon just gave him head

So this biotch is stupid no doubt about that
but people should feel bad for him cause he's dumber than my cat
And let me tell you that thats pretty dumb!
And by the way this bitch still sucks on his thumb

Oh, Sorry that ain't his thumb
I just thought it was cause I am dumb
And thats cause I read this fags post
over all the bitches people hate we hate him the most!
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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:27 pm

your such a killer kiddy cat
cause this battle of rap
is over and you are fat
lick my nats

ITS OVERRRRRRRR

if u are gay you will say
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SouthParkMaster66
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:55 am

danieldeprived6 wrote:Yo, Yo, Yo, DJ, shake it down..


That part made me laugh out loud.
This is a misfits rejection of a life in submission
Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:14 am

Buuump. :]

Your tactics~need~practice, and the fact~is~you're~average.
You take more pricks than a homosexual's~mattress~that's scattered~with~cactus. [Cacti... whatever.]
Bullets from this tongue~tec~sends~many~runnin'~for~cover.
'Cause James only 'comes~second'~when~he's~'f*ckin'~ya~mother'.
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misscutiepie1330
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Postby misscutiepie1330 » Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:39 pm

I suck at rapping, but I want to try. Here it goes....

Yo, there's this guy named danielprive
He slept with more than a million guys
He's such a whore he f*cked his mama
Next thing ya know, he'll be f*cking Madonna!
Ya think you can win with your little rap
Well, doesn't this give you a clue? Jay and Nommel can kick yo ass!
God, DannyBoy, won't you quit?
Haven't you figured out your a little twit?
Well, I guess not
Probably because your just a 2-year-old covered in snot!
Look for idiot in the dictionary
You'll see Daniel Prive
Not a big surprise
Danny, just go ahead and shoo
because we just pwned ya, foo!
That's the end of my rap
On a last word DannyBoy: Just stop your crap!!
jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:08 pm

Damn that one was funny, misscutiepie. Danny is so pwned.
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danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:43 am

this cutie pie guy wears hearts a spades
hes like a femaile but has a penis and aids
he so into himself he wants his own fucken parade
and he likes to put his dick in the eye of ugly old maids
that work in his house and they do trades
like a paire of the maids penis shades
for a pair of cutie pies penis cascades
mother f*cker this is the grades
that i will give u the final downgrades
by chopin off ur 1 inch penis wiht a razor blade
like a fucken crusade
so sun of a bitch u can try to evade
all the f*cked up sh*t that i will do to your brades
but only a true n*gger knows the rades
i f*cked ur mother in a arcade

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SouthParkMaster66
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:08 am

Wow, this is getting serious, so now I guess...it's on.

danielprive6 is so gay
That's what most people say
Everybody knows he'll never get laid
Unless the chick's getting paid

He thinks he's really cool
Because he challenges rap duels
When ever he's at home in bed
He's starin' at the back of guy's heads

PWNED, BITCH!
This is a misfits rejection of a life in submission

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