Rap Battle

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jawmht
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Postby jawmht » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:46 am

Danny is such a f*ckin' loser
Cause his mom was a crack user
She was knocked up while gettin' paid
So Dannys daddy could get laid

As you can guess danny's just bitter
Cause his moms pimp, is his baby sitter
While she's out working the street
He's told that if he talks, he gets beat.

Thats why he comes online and is projectin'
His feeling of hatred on people and infectin'
The internet up with spam like a virus did
And one last word danny,YOUR JUST A f*cking KID
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kittylix
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Postby kittylix » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:16 am

Note to all
f*ck you all
Cause u sukd my balls
now f*ck off yall
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danielprive6 is the dumbess fuker on earth~i maen he is stupidr than ever1 else combin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
danielprive6
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Postby danielprive6 » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:48 pm

All you f*ckers can not take my abuse
all youo f*ckers are like women and im Zeus
i bring you to my house and drug you with asiatic juice
then tie you to my bed then make you f*ck a moose
if he sh*ts on you i rotate to my pet goose
Then ill finaly cut you loose
and lock you in my basement with this convict bruce
and to you he will seduce
and up your ass shove his sibarian spruce
then 5 STDs you will produce
with fucken stupid names like the spinal excuse
me and your mom have called it truce
I didnt even have to deduce
i f*cked her while eating 100 dollar couss couss

BIHATCH
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Jay C
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Postby Jay C » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:43 pm

Has anyone heard 'Alphabetical slaughter'? Well, I'm gonna have my own go at it. XD

[A!]
As another attemped attack fails, already I aim aggressive.
Arrestin' all of you asses, and serve all like attendants.
Any able armed arms carryin' action seeker's AWOL.
Against all attainable wished, attacking another's anal-
[B!]
-bruises, blastin brass plated blasters, bury brigades.
Buck the blue steel buster before beretta burners blaze.
Become ballistic bearing many bratic bounties, burstin' bubbles.
This berk's in trouble because he [C!] cries, can't catch comftable cuddles.
Cripple cunts quick, C's a crafy cannibal.
That casts un-countable curses that corrode's all accountable.
[D]
Death's deciple, destroying docile dole dossing dames.
While I dominate all direct drug deals and dodgy dates.
Diss a deadly diabolical dude who distributes-
Destruction daily, doesn't dance... just damages dicks who'se doomed?

[Lol, I'll continue this tomorrow, or something... maybe post 14-16 lines every time I'm on? XD I'll definatly have to do that now...]
Read my horrible webcomic you fat assh*le!
blagardson
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Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:32 am

Postby blagardson » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:11 pm

danielprive6 wrote:I am so gay and i admit it, i wanna have sex with blagacht.
Its okay to be gay but don't rape me you f***en piece of homo sh*t!
Less Than Jake
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Joined: Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:27 am

Postby Less Than Jake » Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:36 pm

f*ck off blagardson.
Yall Yall
my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy sh*ts
Waaaaaaaai-yah!
I can kick you if you dont pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, thats fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So dont expect nothin for free, at least from me ching chang chewie
I got you from taiwan city and hong kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And dont mistake me for a viet cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that sh*t burned blew away my whole city
Ho chi minh shoot a load on your chin
God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow sh*t begins hai ya
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XxLlamaxX
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Joined: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:11 pm

Postby XxLlamaxX » Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:45 pm

Yall is whack..
ya don't know how ta act
daniel be with michael jackson,
sayin "oh ya oh ya, gimme more action"
he always be a homo
hangin out wit dah slowmo's
goin ta bed, payin a hoe
actin like curly, larry, moe,
gooffin off, losin his mojo,
tryna rap like eminem,
sayin shyte like "yo yo"
Oh you got burned
tryna act like Horward Stern
Alrite now here comes jess,
so watch out,
i'll take ya down, no doubt
this is only my first round
oh boy, you got clowned!
actin like a fool
thinkin ya cool
you can't spit
your raps are shyte
cryin, sittin on ya mama's lap,
thinkin "sure, that i'd tap"
holla at meh
i be the next Missy
shakin my laffy taffy
oh cmon boi, get at me, get at me!
u be shoppin at G-will,
thinkin G be Gangsta
watch out for 'em kind of prankstas
quit bein a chicken
get ta lickin
mixin yo milk, with ya mama's coco puffs
next thang ya know,
ya be in hand cuffs
gettin down, gettin dirty
f*ckin away, like a dirty birdy (Falcons)
er-one dissin danielprive
wishin he werent alive


HOLLA!!!!
Kids in the dark make accidents, accidents in the dark make kids!

Jess was here!!
Gothic_Butters
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Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:35 am

Postby Gothic_Butters » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:15 pm

here's a llama there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzy llama funny llama
llama llama duck.

llama llama cheesecake llama
tablet, brick, potato, llama
llama llama mushroom llama
llama llama duck.


I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
but I never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three days dead
But it told a tale.
And now listen little child
to the saftey rale.


Did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama on the llama
llama llama taste of llama
llama llama duck.

Half a llama
Twice a llama
Not a llama
Farmer llama
llama in the car
alarm a llama
llama duck.


Is it how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juce?
Doorknob, ankle, cold.

Now my song is getting thin
I've ran out of luck,
Time for me to retire now
and become a duck.

8)
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blagardson
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Postby blagardson » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:55 am

Danielprive sucks like a bee hive,
once he see's you, you will die,
if your afraid you should hide,
but he such a fat ass he's gonna find,
of that don't scare ya nothin will,
danielprive should be in a horror thrill!
danielprive6
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Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 10:41 pm

Postby danielprive6 » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:13 am

"Iight chek it chek it."
"o nigga drop me a mutha fucken base line bitch"

Im not the kinda cracka you wanna try to surpass
cuase if you come to close, ill carve my name in yo ass
Ill knock yo dick in da mothafucken the grass
then on it, put liquefied petroleum gas
freeze it to the ground
then sexually harrass
with a half albino half asian ass blast

you wont know wut hit you
youll be left without a clue
sayin sh*t like ur favorite band is blink 182
ill f*ck you with a wooden taboo
give you splinters that'll tern ur ass blue
ya motha fuckan jew
go back ta peru


And if ya think im fucken ya mom
you aint fucken wrong
yo. cause at 11 oclock, thas whas goin on!

bitch N$L
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danielprive6
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby danielprive6 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:00 am

danielprive6:
yo man dis ma homo jay c
i gotta hide from him to stop chasin me
when he jacks off his cum is like pee
it flyes out with no boundaries

andrewgibson:
yeah we bumpin' tha thread
just like jay c's girl was bumpin when she was givin me head
cant stop me now im more lyrically genious
and dont even try to f*ck around cause you know that i mean this

danielprive6:
yo nommel homosexual, it sbeen a while
you aint nothin but a dirty ass sh*t pile
i dont care if u mom says im the meanest
if she wanted to keep her teeth she shouldnt a bit my penis

andrewgibson:
now that i actually appreciate hip hop for what it says
i sit late at night and study Immortal Tech and Dead Prez
i dont give a f*ckin f*ck about what you internet thugs say
me and d is the worse, we revolutionary MCs and you can call us both Ché

danielprive6:
now ive been hearin lotsa sh*t talk by both a yall niglets
and quite frankly yo mom sucks my dick like a midget
but you park u dick in any man-ass u can park it
and ur mom is under my desk on the carpet


danielprive6 & andrewgibson:
JAY C can eat a big fat diiiiiiick
Nommel can eat a big fat diiiiiiiick
rooster can eat a big fat diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
JAY C's mom can eat our big fat diiiicks

again

"let this be a message to enyone wantin to take this duo on, youuuuu can eat a big faaat diiiiiiiiiiiiiicckk!!!!!!"
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danielprive6
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby danielprive6 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:07 am

danielprive6:
yo man dis ma homo jay c
i gotta hide from him to stop chasin me
when he jacks off his cum is like pee
it flyes out with no boundaries

andrewgibson:
yeah we bumpin' tha thread
just like jay c's girl was bumpin when she was givin me head
cant stop me now im more lyrically genious
and dont even try to f*ck around cause you know that i mean this

danielprive6:
yo nommel homosexual, it sbeen a while
you aint nothin but a dirty ass sh*t pile
i dont care if u mom says im the meanest
if she wanted to keep her teeth she shouldnt a bit my penis

andrewgibson:
now that i actually appreciate hip hop for what it says
i sit late at night and study Immortal Tech and Dead Prez
i dont give a f*ckin f*ck about what you internet thugs say
me and d is the worse, we revolutionary MCs and you can call us both Ché

danielprive6:
now ive been hearin lotsa sh*t talk by both a yall niglets
and quite frankly yo mom sucks my dick like a midget
but you park u dick in any man-ass u can park it
and ur mom is under my desk on the carpet


danielprive6 & andrewgibson:
JAY C can eat a big fat diiiiiiick
Nommel can eat a big fat diiiiiiiick
rooster can eat a big fat diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
JAY C's mom can eat our big fat diiiicks

again

"let this be a message to enyone wantin to take this duo on, youuuuu can eat a big faaat diiiiiiiiiiiiiicckk!!!!!!"
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Stovepipe_Jam
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:51 am

Yo yo mah nigga
Imma go to da club and pimp dem hoez
Imma go talk bout mah bling
And mah diamond ring
But I ain't gon' talk 'bout nuthin'
Worth a minute of your time

What's that?
You want something meaningful, nigga?
I'm sorry, we fresh outta dat
Dem pimpz, dem hoez, dey all I talk 'bout
'Cept that time I sold crack to mah because'

Yo yo mah nigga
Imma talk 'bout dat girl I unneven know
Yo yo yo yo yo
She got dat ayss
And dem tits and she suck me like a vaccuum --

What's that?
You want something meaningful, nigga?
I'm sorry, we fresh outta dat
Dem pimpz, dem hoez, dey all I talk 'bout
'Cept that time I sold crack to mah because'

Well I'd go on fo' ages wid' 'dis, but I gotta go sell crack
BRB beeach and neva cum back!

What's that?
You want something meaningful, nigga?
I'm sorry, we fresh outta dat
Dem pimpz, dem hoez, dey all I talk 'bout
'Cept that time I sold crack to mah because'
andrewgibson
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby andrewgibson » Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:28 am

Stovepipe Jam,
previously N-o-to-the-mmel,
it seems like you scared, yo what's that smell?
it seems like you've crapped your pants in fear,
that me and Danny boy are back up in here.
you think you funny, makin sarcastic lyrics,
but you're old, you've been here too long,
no one hears it.
and jay c seems to think he's the sh*t
writing horrible rhymes as if he was tryin to kill it.
and whats "it" is what you might ask?
"it" is his soul when we blast into his house with guns and masks
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