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EPAF
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Postby EPAF » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:17 pm

If you don't mind me saying, is this just going to be a rap battle between Nommel/James & Daniel; ripping on one another and stuff? Coz' if so, I'm just saying I might attempt some rapping skills of mine on basically random things that come into my 'ead. (If I have any)

But I don't wanna break the flow of things if that's how it's going. :roll:
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Postby Nommel » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:19 pm

[quote="EPAF":67e04]If you don't mind me saying, is this just going to be a rap battle between Nommel/James & Daniel; ripping on one another and stuff? Coz' if so, I'm just saying I might attempt some rapping skills of mine on basically random things that come into my 'ead. (If I have any)

But I don't wanna break the flow of things if that's how it's going. :roll:[/quote:67e04]

Hey, go ahead. I'm just doing this to entertain myself. :P
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Postby EPAF » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:21 pm

^ Cheers. Alright......I'll be here again once I've come up with some decent and anti-embarrassing things to say and rhyme.
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Postby Jay C » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:24 pm

XD Sure thing, Jordan. Just make sure it's good dude. :]
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Postby EPAF » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:34 pm

Jay C wrote:Just make sure it's good dude. :]


Yeh.....thanks. But be warned, when I say Randomness, I mean...RANDOMness!

Edit: Nearly Written it all down. Next post will be 'Der Rappin' Post' for me. :P
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Postby EPAF » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:30 pm

Alright, here goes. Apologies for the double post, but I thought it might be necessary to leave this post for the rap itself. Right, here we go:

[center]EPAF's Randomness 303[/center]

I came to the BBS to see that it was f*cked up
So in the dictionary I just had to look up……
The word ‘Idiot’ and its true definition,
Why the hell am I doing so; it’s not a f*cking mission!

But there’s so many noobs, twats and idiots on this board.
Advertising cell phones and fake Fiesta Fords.
Posting 1 message with a stupid username,
Gaining Idiocy and Negativity fame.
But they don’t know that inside the big Oxford book.
Because they can’t be arsed to take a proper look…
That under the word for idiocy with huge amount of traces…
Is them staring back at ‘em with their nooby faces.
With blair smiles and air miles on sh*tty Easyjet…
They can’t be bothered talking like normal sleezy gits…
So if you all don’t mind……I’m gunna change this tune…
Otherwise we’ll be here until the 7th of June…

The world is so messed up…it’s an absolute failure.
Post Office can’t deliver the letters that I mail yer’…
But don’t worry ‘bout them…I’m ‘bout to make this change.
Telling yer’ my thoughts, although they might be strange.
Fatboy Slim is f*cking in Heaven.
And terrorists are f*cking over July Seven.
Mocking our sh*t big big big Government
Rolling on the floor coz’ they’re so so lovin’ it.
Al Qaeda with them stroking their kitten.
Targetting America and our lil’ old Britain.
With hell’s pain, on big trains, with rig chains of huge bangs.
Thinking they’re good, with sick veins and their misused Quaran.

It ain’t easy……livin’ up here.
sh*tty little Middlesbrough; you’ve no idea…
How this town will ever get so much worse……
Than usual chavs, nicking a lady’s purse.
People at clubs; drunk with madness.
Binging and shouting; what such sadness…
That they have to go home with their polluted livers;
Chucking cones and Tesco trolleys into the local rivers…
What the f*ck is up with that; that makes no sense…
But I guess it doesn’t from a guy with 99 whole pence.

So this is the first of my itty bitty rap tunes.
I hope yer’ didn’t see it as gritty sh*tty crap blues.
But like I said before…I’m hopeless at altered rap.
Respect to James & Nommel; lemme give yer’ both a clap.

YEH!
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Postby Jay C » Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:50 pm

Lol, if that was your first verse, Jordan, then that was f*cking awesome! XD I was actually nodding along with some of the stuff that you wrote, and I noticed you used some multi syllable rhyme schemes. ('Oxford book' & 'proper look', 'Easyjet' & 'sleazy gits', 'failure' & 'mail yer'' ect.)

Best first peice I've actually ever read, man. XD
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Postby danieldeprived6 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:01 pm

Yo, DJ, shake it down..

My name is Daniel Deprived
this I can't deny

Daddy left me when I was nine
mommy workin' clubs shakin' her behind

I was the 6th kid born in my crib
raised on corn bread and ribs

(Chorus) You know its hard out here for a 12 year old.

-Needs some work :D
My dad can beat up your dad!
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Postby Jay C » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:04 pm

[Lol, seeing as PAF dropped something pretty random, here's something I wrote a while ago on a different board which was given a lot of praise and stuff. XD]

At light speeds thet made God's head~numb, as I fled from the red~Sun.
I sneezed the big bang... started off Earth as a bread~crumb.
Birthed the path~of~harm from Adam's~palm and yellow bricks from land~of~Oz.
When evil reigns, umbrellas that I used becomes the hands~of~God.
With striking stones I crafted the sun's~power drinking some gunpowder.
I destroyed the Earth just to rebuild it in four~hours.
I battle wearin a mask and a pair~of~shackles in a lair~of~jackals.
Scientists captured raw footage of me getting high with Pteradactyls.
With the strength of time that flies, my hands moved hell~in~a~second.
Rotate the universe easy with the power of a thousand telekinetics.
Spitting cash with my mind warped, like I washed in my fax~cents.
Girls melt when I talk, my 'rap's are sharp' and fluent with this 'Axe~scent'.
Text transorms into visions, and I talk loud as you can't hear sound~at~first.
Like dykes who'se healthy with 'mineral' stupid mentality, she's down~to~Earth.
The eyes~of~sin are mine~again... yes I'm living the lives~of~ten.
Sick of the sounds~of~men so I silence~them with violent~winds.
Sitting in the Lion's~den... ready to spit to the violin.
Drinking a Heineken while Robocop's spying my iron~skin...
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Postby EPAF » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:06 pm

Jay C wrote:Lol, if that was your first verse, Jordan, then that was f*cking awesome! XD I was actually nodding along with some of the stuff that you wrote, and I noticed you used some multi syllable rhyme schemes. ('Oxford book' & 'proper look', 'Easyjet' & 'sleazy gits', 'failure' & 'mail yer'' ect.)

Best first peice I've actually ever read, man. XD


Thanks a lot. :wink:
I'd love to see and/or even hear you rapping to random topics. I've always been interested in your rapping skills James. :D

Edit: You answered my request before I even posted it up; you psychic sod. :lol:
Love the rapping up there; nice one James! :D
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Postby Jay C » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:20 pm

[Here's the 'sequel' to the peice I wrote earlier... more Scientific/Geeky/Nerdy sh*t here. XD]

I pushed the titan off his balcony. Peirced his flesh with my falcon~beak.
While The Rain Man tried to decipher my shadow alchemy.
Doubt the best? You'll die like... the Korean hollow~comitte.
My numb stomach fathered 2 million dead when I swallowed~the~city.
I'm a T-Rex with two~wings... flying, surrounded by blue~rings.
Happy or sad, I'll stitch up your mood~swings with shoestrings.
I'm a sick eater... and deep in my cabinet...
Is the anti-advocate... a few phantoms and a skeleton mannequin.
Known to scorn~with~wrath... it was written, I was born~to~laugh.
While wrestling a triceratops until I cracked the horns~in~half.
Streched my neck to heaven, I look like a deformed~giraffe...
Wore~the~abs of Thor... so I could 'stomach' the storm~to~pass.
I'll collaberate with a list of kings... as far as my dick's~concerned.
I got an STD from the sun when I f*cked it, now when I piss~it~burns.
Silent~and~quick... so violent~with~fists that this island'll~split.
f*ck the pirate~ship... my battle rallies could pilot~a~cliff...
Slap spit... I smash maverics in battles with colossal~hits.
Then finish them with flame that turn Pluto into aquatic metropoltis.
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby region7cards » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:42 pm

danielprive6 wrote:Hey Yo Yo ma name is danniel
I'm from canada
and ima win this race and comme back and rub my sh*t in yo face

BIATCH


You aint got no dick,
You stupid prick.
Quit acting like a clit
because you canadians can't spit worth sh*t.

You're the biggest douche in the Candian nation.
And if you don't know, everyone can tell
because you suck at punctuation
and you need to learn how to spell.

You think you're throwin punches,
but you can't cus your panties up in bunches.
Is that why your rhymes sound feminine?
Or is it because you steal raps from Eminem?

Yea that line that you thought would have everyone done
was actually the last line of "Rabbit Run"
It's over but I wont be a thief like you:
I'm done son, now what you gon' do?
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:14 am

you people are so black, especially daniel, one crazy n***** with mad skillz on the streetz, know what I sayin fool?
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Re: Rap Battle

Postby Jay C » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:22 am

danielprive6 wrote:Hey Yo Yo ma name is danniel
I'm from canada

Out of Dan and Jake, I guess Dan's the craziest.
He believe's he's really a killer. You're Canadian.
Loser. Oh, this killer... he's~so~bad.
He outran a bunch of Mounties... it don't get as real~as~that.
Acting all hard... go and get~ya'~gats.
Only red dots you see are on a twister~mat.
In fact... he don't even use twister~mats. I bet~he's~fat.
Talking 'bout how sick you are, zip~ya~trap.

Meh, I can't help but find it funny when Canadian pre-teens try to rap. Can't believe I just noticed his first post. XD
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Postby Rooster_Costume » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:34 am

As I'm sitting here on my bed
I'm thinkin' Daniel's pro'ly givin' head.
That's right he likes men
He's pro'ly makin' love to a Mexican (Afro Man XD)
A male who just crossed the borda
Looking for a job for just more than a quata
Daniel's sayin' Mama mia.
While Pablo's thinkin' ¿Está adentro todavía? (Is it in yet?)
Pablo left and you were pleasured
While Pablo was thinkin' That penis was too small too measure.

TAKE THAT CANADIAN!
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